Guest of the League
Standings
American
| TEAM | W | L | PCT | GB | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Thsplendidsplinter | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 159.0 | 135.5 |
 | Expos Montreal | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 135.5 | 159.0 |
 | ColorMeLucky | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 156.0 | 119.0 |
 | The Snakes | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 119.0 | 156.0 |
| Florida Notleys | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 132.5 | 179.0 |
National
| TEAM | W | L | PCT | GB | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | ASS-KICKERS INC. | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 179.0 | 132.5 |
 | Enforcers | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 125.5 | 87.0 |
 | Baby Yeli | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 125.5 | 97.0 |
 | Cork This | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 97.0 | 125.5 |
| The Stoolbend Turtleheads | 0 | 0 | 0.500 | 0 | 87.0 | 125.5 |
Standings through Fantasy Week 1
