

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | TIE | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Baker Mayfield | QB | TB | 9 | NE | Sun 1:00pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Josh Jacobs | RB | GB | 5 | PHI | Mon 8:15pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Kyren Williams | RB | LAR | 8 | @SF | Sun 4:25pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 9 | @GB | Mon 8:15pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Quentin Johnston | WR | LAC | 12 | PIT | Sun 8:20pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Jameson Williams | WR | DET | 8 | @WAS | Sun 4:25pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Theo Johnson | TE | NYG | 14 | @CHI | Sun 1:00pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Chase McLaughlin | K | TB | 9 | NE | Sun 1:00pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 9 | NE | Sun 1:00pm ET | Starter | 0 | |||
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 8 | @HOU | Sun 1:00pm ET | Bench | 0 | |||
| Zonovan Knight | RB | ARI | 8 | @SEA | Sun 4:05pm ET | Bench | 0 | |||
| Troy Franklin | WR | DEN | 12 | LV | Final | Recap | Bench | 15 | Troy Franklin 1 receiving TD (6 pts) . . . Troy Franklin 7 yd TD pass from Bo Nix Troy Franklin 40 receiving yds (4 pts) Troy Franklin 5 receptions (5 pts) | ||
| Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAX | 8 | O | @HOU | Sun 1:00pm ET | Bench | 0 | ||
| Evan Engram | TE | DEN | 12 | LV | Final | Recap | Bench | 3 | Evan Engram 12 receiving yds (1 pts) Evan Engram 2 receptions (2 pts) | ||
| Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 5 | @IND | Sun 9:30am ET | Bench | 0 |
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 78 86 | Baker Mayfield (27) Best Roster | vs | Baby Retard | 85 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 101 102 | Trevor Lawrence (24) Best Roster | vs | SEMINOLES | 105 | LOSS | ||
| Week 3 | 137 148 | A.J. Brown (23) Best Roster | vs | He says he is The Fucking Man | 112 | WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 112 139 | Josh Jacobs (31) Best Roster | vs | John Hates Me | 85 | WIN | ||
| Week 5 | 103 115 | Baker Mayfield (31) Best Roster | vs | The Really Gay Boys | 123 | LOSS | ||
| Week 6 | 127 143 | Josh Jacobs (31) Best Roster | vs | Hogbodies | 131 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 7 | 101 121 | A.J. Brown (29) Best Roster | vs | Bucs Fan | 119 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 79 84 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers (34) Best Roster | vs | Poontanglers | 124 | LOSS | ||
| Week 9 | 124 126 | Trevor Lawrence (20) Best Roster | vs | MEAN MACHINE | 88 | WIN | ||
| Week 10 | 0 18 | Troy Franklin (15) Best Roster | vs | Dark Night | 0 | |||
| Week 11 | vs | Massapequa Mud Dogs | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Baby Retard | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | SEMINOLES | ||||||
| Week 14 | vs | He says he is The Fucking Man | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Off I/R | A.J. Brown WR PHI | Owner | Week 10 | Thu Nov 6 6:21pm ET |
| Released | Tyler Allgeier RB ATL | Owner | Week 10 | Thu Nov 6 6:20pm ET |
| Acquired | Brian Thomas Jr. WR JAX | Owner | Week 10 | Wed Nov 5 1:01pm ET |
| Released | Matthew Golden WR GB | Owner | Week 10 | Wed Nov 5 1:01pm ET |
| Acquired | Tyler Allgeier RB ATL | Owner | Week 10 | Wed Nov 5 12:58pm ET |
| Released | Chad Ryland K ARI | Owner | Week 10 | Wed Nov 5 12:58pm ET |
| Acquired | Atlanta Falcons D/ST ATL | Owner | Week 10 | Wed Nov 5 12:52pm ET |
| Released | Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC | Owner | Week 10 | Wed Nov 5 12:52pm ET |
| Released | Brashard Smith RB KC | Owner | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 10:44am ET |
| Acquired | Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC | Owner | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 10:44am ET |
| Acquired | Troy Franklin WR DEN | Owner | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 10:44am ET |
| On I/R | A.J. Brown WR PHI | Owner | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 10:38am ET |
| Acquired | Chad Ryland K ARI | Owner | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 10:37am ET |
| Released | Justice Hill RB BAL | Owner | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 10:37am ET |
| Acquired | Zonovan Knight RB ARI | Waiver Wire | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 12:01am ET |
| Released | Sterling Shepard WR TB | Waiver Wire | Week 9 | Wed Oct 29 12:01am ET |
| Acquired | Justice Hill RB BAL | Owner | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 1:43pm ET |
| Released | Hassan Haskins RB LAC | Owner | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 1:43pm ET |
| Acquired | Brashard Smith RB KC | Waiver Wire | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 12:01am ET |
| Released | Kendre Miller RB NO | Waiver Wire | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 12:01am ET |
| Acquired | Sterling Shepard WR TB | Owner | Week 7 | Wed Oct 15 4:39pm ET |
| Released | Rashod Bateman WR BAL | Owner | Week 7 | Wed Oct 15 4:39pm ET |
| Acquired | Theo Johnson TE NYG | Owner | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 4:07pm ET |
| Released | Brenton Strange TE JAX | Owner | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 4:07pm ET |
| Released | Sean Tucker RB TB | Waiver Wire | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 12:01am ET |
| Acquired | Hassan Haskins RB LAC | Waiver Wire | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 12:01am ET |
| Acquired | Sean Tucker RB TB | Owner | Week 5 | Sun Oct 5 9:30am ET |
| Released | Isiah Pacheco RB KC | Owner | Week 5 | Sun Oct 5 9:30am ET |
| Acquired | Kendre Miller RB NO | Owner | Week 5 | Wed Oct 1 1:41pm ET |
| Released | Braelon Allen RB NYJ | Owner | Week 5 | Wed Oct 1 1:41pm ET |
| Acquired | Quentin Johnston WR LAC | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 6:43pm ET |
| Released | Christian Kirk WR HOU | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 6:43pm ET |