Guest of the League
Points
| SHARTS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Matzah Balls | 63 | |
 | 2. He says he is The Fucking Man | 40 | -23 |
 | 3. 1-BUC 2-PAC | 19 | -44 |
 | 4. Baby Retard | 13 | -50 |
| BACON STRIPS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. The Really Gay Boys | 65 | |
 | 2. John Hates Me | 57 | -8 |
 | 3. MEAN MACHINE | 45 | -20 |
 | 4. Poontanglers | 23 | -42 |
| SKID MARKS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Hogbodies | 74 | |
 | 2. Bucs Fan | 48 | -26 |
 | 3. Massapequa Mud Dogs | 35 | -39 |
 | 4. Dark Night | 21 | -53 |
