Guest of the League
Points
| SHARTS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Matzah Balls | 42 | |
 | 2. He says he is The Fucking Man | 31 | -11 |
 | 3. 1-BUC 2-PAC | 5 | -37 |
 | 4. Baby Retard | 0 | -42 |
| BACON STRIPS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. John Hates Me | 41 | |
 | 2. The Really Gay Boys | 37 | -4 |
 | 3. MEAN MACHINE | 7 | -34 |
 | 4. Poontanglers | 2 | -39 |
| SKID MARKS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Hogbodies | 25 | |
 | 2. Massapequa Mud Dogs | 12 | -13 |
 | 3. Bucs Fan | 10 | -15 |
 | 4. Dark Night | 0 | -25 |
