Guest of the League
Points
| SHARTS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Matzah Balls | 39 | |
 | 2. He says he is The Fucking Man | 4 | -35 |
 | 3. 1-BUC 2-PAC | 1 | -38 |
 | 4. Baby Retard | 0 | -39 |
| BACON STRIPS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. The Really Gay Boys | 37 | |
 | 2. MEAN MACHINE | 7 | -30 |
 | 3. John Hates Me | 0 | -37 |
 | 4. Poontanglers | 0 | -37 |
| SKID MARKS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Hogbodies | 18 | |
 | 2. Dark Night | 0 | -18 |
 | 3. Bucs Fan | 0 | -18 |
 | 4. Massapequa Mud Dogs | 0 | -18 |
