Guest of the League
Points
| SHARTS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. He says he is The Fucking Man | 0 | |
 | 2. Matzah Balls | 0 | |
 | 3. 1-BUC 2-PAC | 0 | |
 | 4. Baby Retard | 0 | |
| BACON STRIPS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. John Hates Me | 0 | |
 | 2. Poontanglers | 0 | |
 | 3. The Really Gay Boys | 0 | |
 | 4. MEAN MACHINE | 0 | |
| SKID MARKS Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | 1. Dark Night | 0 | |
 | 2. Bucs Fan | 0 | |
 | 3. Massapequa Mud Dogs | 0 | |
 | 4. Hogbodies | 0 | |
