

| Run CMC | 28.30 |
| I Roll On Shabbos | 23.30 |
| Cock Chewa | 12.00 |
| Wicker Park White Boys | 11.58 |
| Puka and Rally | 10.30 |
| I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 7.80 |
| Ice Queef | 7.00 |
| Thundercats and Back Tats | 5.08 |
| Big Black Hawk | 4.00 |
| Inflamed taint | 4.00 |
| James Cook | 16.30 |
| Houston Texans | 12.00 |
| Woody Marks | 7.80 |
| Nico Collins | 7.00 |
| Azeez Al-Shaair | 6.50 |
| Josh Allen | 5.08 |
| Terrel Bernard | 4.00 |
| Buffalo Bills | 4.00 |
| Khalil Shakir | 2.50 |
| Trevor Lawrence | 0.00 |
| Jayden Higgins | 8.80 |
| Ray Davis | 6.00 |
| Nick Chubb | 2.10 |
| Dalton Schultz | 1.30 |
| Jaylin Noel | 0.50 |
| C.J. Stroud | 0.00 |
| RJ Harvey | 0.00 |
| Alvin Kamara | 0.00 |
| Jerry Jeudy | 0.00 |
| Xavier Legette | 0.00 |