Guest of the League

Crusty Undies Football League Est. 2005

FFL: Offseason | NFL: Offseason

Rosters

1-BUC 2-PAC - Steve Brown Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Baker Mayfield	QB	TB	11				Starter				440	3 QB	-
Joe Mixon	RB	HOU	14	Q			Starter				235	15 RB	-
Rachaad White	RB	TB	11				Starter				187	23 RB	-
Rashod Bateman	WR	BAL	14				Starter				170	39 WR	-
Mike Evans	WR	TB	11				Starter				234	15 WR	-
Christian Watson	WR	GB	10	O			Starter				101	76 WR	-
Dalton Schultz	TE	HOU	14				Starter				112	20 TE	-
Chase McLaughlin	K	TB	11				Starter				156	5 K	-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	D/ST	TB	11				Starter				150	17 D/ST	-
Jordan Love	QB	GB	10				Bench				273	17 QB	-
Gus Edwards	RB	LAC	5				Bench				57	59 RB	-
Justice Hill	RB	BAL	14				Bench				116	37 RB	-
Xavier Legette	WR	CAR	11	Q			Bench				117	62 WR	-
Cade Otton	TE	TB	11	Q			Bench				138	14 TE	-
Brenton Strange	TE	JAX	12				Bench				86	32 TE	-
Minnesota Vikings	D/ST	MIN	6				Bench				208	2 D/ST	-

Baby Retard - Jack Alexander Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Bo Nix	QB	DEN	14				Starter				360	8 QB	-
Aaron Jones	RB	MIN	6				Starter				228	17 RB	-
Kenneth Walker III	RB	SEA	10	X			Starter				173	26 RB	-
Nico Collins	WR	HOU	14				Starter				208	21 WR	-
Tyreek Hill	WR	MIA	6	Q			Starter				212	20 WR	-
Khalil Shakir	WR	BUF	12				Starter				178	35 WR	-
Kyle Pitts	TE	ATL	12				Starter				124	15 TE	-
Blake Grupe	K	NO	12				Starter				119	16 K	-
Pittsburgh Steelers	D/ST	PIT	9				Starter				193	6 D/ST	-
Sam Darnold	QB	MIN	6				Bench				368	7 QB	-
Tyjae Spears	RB	TEN	5	O			Bench				104	42 RB	-
Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	NE	14				Bench				164	28 RB	-
Romeo Doubs	WR	GB	10				Bench				126	56 WR	-
Deebo Samuel	WR	SF	9	O			Bench				148	44 WR	-
Will Dissly	TE	LAC	5				Bench				104	23 TE	-
Taysom Hill	TE	NO	12	X			Bench				97	29 TE	-
Marquise Brown	WR	KC	6		@PHI		IR				17	141 WR	-

Bucs Fan - Jim Livingstone Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Joe Burrow	QB	CIN	12				Starter				453	2 QB	-
Josh Jacobs	RB	GB	10				Starter				283	6 RB	-
Bijan Robinson	RB	ATL	12				Starter				332	4 RB	-
Kyren Williams	RB	LAR	6				Starter				262	7 RB	-
Keenan Allen	WR	CHI	7				Starter				179	33 WR	-
Tee Higgins	WR	CIN	12	Q			Starter				218	17 WR	-
Mark Andrews	TE	BAL	14				Starter				181	6 TE	-
Tyler Bass	K	BUF	12				Starter				132	9 K	-
Baltimore Ravens	D/ST	BAL	14				Starter				167	12 D/ST	-
Tua Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	6	D			Bench				216	20 QB	-
Tank Bigsby	RB	JAX	12				Bench				121	35 RB	-
J.K. Dobbins	RB	LAC	5	Q			Bench				185	24 RB	-
Drake London	WR	ATL	12				Bench				276	5 WR	-
Calvin Ridley	WR	TEN	5				Bench				190	29 WR	-
David Njoku	TE	CLE	10				Bench				144	11 TE	-
Los Angeles Rams	D/ST	LAR	6				Bench				161	14 D/ST	-

Dark Night - Malcolm Stewart Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Brock Purdy	QB	SF	9	O			Starter				300	14 QB	-
Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	DET	5				Starter				353	2 RB	-
Jaylen Warren	RB	PIT	9				Starter				111	39 RB	-
Michael Pittman Jr.	WR	IND	14				Starter				160	42 WR	-
Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	SEA	10				Starter				245	10 WR	-
Xavier Worthy	WR	KC	6		@PHI		Starter				177	36 WR	-
Jonnu Smith	TE	MIA	6				Starter				217	4 TE	-
Jake Moody	K	SF	9				Starter				92	27 K	-
Miami Dolphins	D/ST	MIA	6				Starter				131	22 D/ST	-
Geno Smith	QB	SEA	10				Bench				297	15 QB	-
Christian McCaffrey	RB	SF	9	X			Bench				43	68 RB	-
Jaylen Wright	RB	MIA	6				Bench				20	96 RB	-
Ricky Pearsall	WR	SF	9				Bench				89	83 WR	-
Michael Wilson	WR	ARI	11	Q			Bench				117	64 WR	-
Dalton Kincaid	TE	BUF	12				Bench				97	30 TE	-
Indianapolis Colts	D/ST	IND	14				Bench				119	28 D/ST	-

He says he is The Fucking Man - Justin Robbins Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Lamar Jackson	QB	BAL	14				Starter				499	1 QB	-
Chase Brown	RB	CIN	12	Q			Starter				244	11 RB	-
Isiah Pacheco	RB	KC	6		@PHI		Starter				52	61 RB	-
A.J. Brown	WR	PHI	5		KC		Starter				214	18 WR	-
DeAndre Hopkins	WR	KC	6		@PHI		Starter				139	49 WR	-
Puka Nacua	WR	LAR	6				Starter				203	26 WR	-
George Kittle	TE	SF	9	Q			Starter				234	3 TE	-
Nick Folk	K	TEN	5	O			Starter				106	20 K	-
Detroit Lions	D/ST	DET	5				Starter				189	8 D/ST	-
Justin Herbert	QB	LAC	5				Bench				318	12 QB	-
Jaleel McLaughlin	RB	DEN	14				Bench				84	48 RB	-
Raheem Mostert	RB	MIA	6				Bench				63	56 RB	-
Amari Cooper	WR	BUF	12				Bench				118	60 WR	-
Tyler Lockett	WR	SEA	10				Bench				113	67 WR	-
Jalen Tolbert	WR	DAL	7				Bench				147	45 WR	-
Hunter Henry	TE	NE	14	Q			Bench				139	12 TE	-

Hogbodies - John Breadmore Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jayden Daniels	QB	WAS	14				Starter				395	5 QB	-
Saquon Barkley	RB	PHI	5		KC		Starter				353	1 RB	-
James Conner	RB	ARI	11	X			Starter				247	10 RB	-
Derrick Henry	RB	BAL	14				Starter				332	3 RB	-
Justin Jefferson	WR	MIN	6				Starter				314	3 WR	-
Ladd McConkey	WR	LAC	5				Starter				236	14 WR	-
Brock Bowers	TE	LV	10				Starter				255	1 TE	-
Will Reichard	K	MIN	6				Starter				117	18 K	-
Los Angeles Chargers	D/ST	LAC	5				Starter				200	4 D/ST	-
Kyler Murray	QB	ARI	11				Bench				324	10 QB	-
Rico Dowdle	RB	DAL	7				Bench				189	22 RB	-
Tank Dell	WR	HOU	14	X			Bench				134	52 WR	-
Zay Flowers	WR	BAL	14	D			Bench				206	24 WR	-
Adam Thielen	WR	CAR	11				Bench				138	50 WR	-
Pat Freiermuth	TE	PIT	9				Bench				159	9 TE	-
Atlanta Falcons	D/ST	ATL	12				Bench				139	21 D/ST	-

John Hates Me - New Team Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Bryce Young	QB	CAR	11				Starter				212	21 QB	-
Ameer Abdullah	RB	LV	10	O			Starter				115	38 RB	-
Jerome Ford	RB	CLE	10				Starter				122	34 RB	-
Breece Hall	RB	NYJ	12				Starter				230	16 RB	-
Jauan Jennings	WR	SF	9				Starter				206	25 WR	-
Courtland Sutton	WR	DEN	14				Starter				239	11 WR	-
Travis Kelce	TE	KC	6		@PHI		Starter				190	5 TE	-
Chris Boswell	K	PIT	9				Starter				182	1 K	-
Buffalo Bills	D/ST	BUF	12				Starter				192	7 D/ST	-
Russell Wilson	QB	PIT	9				Bench				196	23 QB	-
Travis Etienne	RB	JAX	12				Bench				119	36 RB	-
Chuba Hubbard	RB	CAR	11	X			Bench				236	13 RB	-
Cedric Tillman	WR	CLE	10				Bench				77	91 WR	-
Jameson Williams	WR	DET	5				Bench				207	23 WR	-
T.J. Hockenson	TE	MIN	6				Bench				82	34 TE	-
Houston Texans	D/ST	HOU	14				Bench				182	10 D/ST	-

Massapequa Mud Dogs - Mike Pernetti Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Josh Allen	QB	BUF	12				Starter				423	4 QB	-
James Cook	RB	BUF	12				Starter				257	8 RB	-
Brian Robinson Jr.	RB	WAS	14				Starter				153	29 RB	-
Quentin Johnston	WR	LAC	5	Q			Starter				168	40 WR	-
Jakobi Meyers	WR	LV	10				Starter				214	19 WR	-
DeVonta Smith	WR	PHI	5		KC		Starter				195	27 WR	-
Mike Gesicki	TE	CIN	12				Starter				138	13 TE	-
Cameron Dicker	K	LAC	5				Starter				168	3 K	-
Philadelphia Eagles	D/ST	PHI	5		KC		Starter				205	3 D/ST	-
Drake Maye	QB	NE	14	Q			Bench				195	24 QB	-
Alexander Mattison	RB	LV	10				Bench				127	32 RB	-
Devin Singletary	RB	NYG	11				Bench				87	45 RB	-
Alec Pierce	WR	IND	14				Bench				158	43 WR	-
Wan'Dale Robinson	WR	NYG	11				Bench				176	37 WR	-
Dallas Goedert	TE	PHI	5		KC		Bench				101	24 TE	-
Arizona Cardinals	D/ST	ARI	11				Bench				160	15 D/ST	-
Darius Slayton	WR	NYG	11				IR				104	72 WR	-

Matzah Balls - Robert Ekland Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	6		@PHI		Starter				322	11 QB	-
Trey Benson	RB	ARI	11	X			Starter				40	73 RB	-
Najee Harris	RB	PIT	9				Starter				195	20 RB	-
Davante Adams	WR	NYJ	12				Starter				238	12 WR	-
Jordan Addison	WR	MIN	6				Starter				207	22 WR	-
Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	DET	5				Starter				316	2 WR	-
Cole Kmet	TE	CHI	7				Starter				114	19 TE	-
Jake Bates	K	DET	5				Starter				149	8 K	-
New York Jets	D/ST	NYJ	12				Starter				143	19 D/ST	-
Justin Fields	QB	PIT	9				Bench				120	34 QB	-
Cam Akers	RB	MIN	6	Q			Bench				82	49 RB	-
Austin Ekeler	RB	WAS	14				Bench				123	33 RB	-
D.K. Metcalf	WR	SEA	10				Bench				185	32 WR	-
Malik Nabers	WR	NYG	11				Bench				269	6 WR	-
George Pickens	WR	PIT	9				Bench				161	41 WR	-
Isaiah Likely	TE	BAL	14				Bench				116	17 TE	-

MEAN MACHINE - Troy Torchia Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
C.J. Stroud	QB	HOU	14				Starter				247	18 QB	-
Isaac Guerendo	RB	SF	9				Starter				86	47 RB	-
Jonathan Taylor	RB	IND	14				Starter				242	12 RB	-
Tyrone Tracy Jr.	RB	NYG	11				Starter				170	27 RB	-
Ja'Marr Chase	WR	CIN	12				Starter				400	1 WR	-
D.J. Moore	WR	CHI	7				Starter				228	16 WR	-
Tucker Kraft	TE	GB	10				Starter				155	10 TE	-
Wil Lutz	K	DEN	14				Starter				152	7 K	-
Green Bay Packers	D/ST	GB	10				Starter				199	5 D/ST	-
Aaron Rodgers	QB	NYJ	12				Bench				303	13 QB	-
Patrick Taylor	RB	SF	9				Bench				27	83 RB	-
Rome Odunze	WR	CHI	7				Bench				140	48 WR	-
Jaylen Waddle	WR	MIA	6	Q			Bench				144	46 WR	-
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine	WR	TEN	5				Bench				130	53 WR	-
Noah Gray	TE	KC	6		@PHI		Bench				107	21 TE	-
Kansas City Chiefs	D/ST	KC	6		@PHI		Bench				165	13 D/ST	-

Poontanglers - Nick Cooper Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jared Goff	QB	DET	5				Starter				392	6 QB	-
D'Andre Swift	RB	CHI	7				Starter				203	19 RB	-
Javonte Williams	RB	DEN	14				Starter				144	31 RB	-
Cooper Kupp	WR	LAR	6				Starter				174	38 WR	-
Brian Thomas Jr.	WR	JAX	12				Starter				279	4 WR	-
Garrett Wilson	WR	NYJ	12				Starter				250	9 WR	-
Sam LaPorta	TE	DET	5				Starter				168	8 TE	-
Brandon McManus	K	GB	10				Starter				97	25 K	-
Denver Broncos	D/ST	DEN	14				Starter				254	1 D/ST	-
Matthew Stafford	QB	LAR	6				Bench				246	19 QB	-
David Montgomery	RB	DET	5				Bench				215	18 RB	-
Josh Downs	WR	IND	14				Bench				179	34 WR	-
Marvin Harrison Jr.	WR	ARI	11				Bench				192	28 WR	-
Zach Ertz	TE	WAS	14				Bench				170	7 TE	-
Ka'imi Fairbairn	K	HOU	14				Bench				157	4 K	-
New Orleans Saints	D/ST	NO	12				Bench				130	23 D/ST	-

The Really Gay Boys - Billy Gay Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	TIE	RST	START	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Caleb Williams	QB	CHI	7				Starter				282	16 QB	-
Devon Achane	RB	MIA	6				Starter				288	5 RB	-
Zach Charbonnet	RB	SEA	10				Starter				174	25 RB	-
Bucky Irving	RB	TB	11				Starter				236	14 RB	-
Terry McLaurin	WR	WAS	14				Starter				267	7 WR	-
Jayden Reed	WR	GB	10				Starter				187	31 WR	-
Trey McBride	TE	ARI	11				Starter				247	2 TE	-
Brandon Aubrey	K	DAL	7				Starter				179	2 K	-
Washington Commanders	D/ST	WAS	14				Starter				141	20 D/ST	-
Michael Penix Jr.	QB	ATL	12				Bench				47	46 QB	-
Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	12	D			Bench				257	9 RB	-
Keon Coleman	WR	BUF	12				Bench				107	70 WR	-
CeeDee Lamb	WR	DAL	7				Bench				256	8 WR	-
Darnell Mooney	WR	ATL	12	Q			Bench				187	30 WR	-
Demarcus Robinson	WR	LAR	6				Bench				117	63 WR	-
Jake Ferguson	TE	DAL	7				Bench				100	25 TE	-
Dak Prescott	QB	DAL	7				IR				136	31 QB	-