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1-BUC 2-PAC - Steve Brown Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Baker Mayfield	QB	TB	9	@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.9%	82.5%	440	3 QB	24
Braelon Allen	RB	NYJ	9	PIT	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	86.8%	2.6%	71	54 RB	7
Josh Jacobs	RB	GB	5	DET	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.1%	283	6 RB	17
Isiah Pacheco	RB	KC	10	@LAC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	99.6%	62.2%	52	61 RB	12
Kyren Williams	RB	LAR	8	HOU	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.6%	262	7 RB	15
Rashod Bateman	WR	BAL	7	@BUF	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	39.3%	3.5%	170	39 WR	9
A.J. Brown	WR	PHI	9	DAL	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	88.2%	214	18 WR	16
Matthew Golden	WR	GB	5	DET	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	97.2%	30.6%	0	282 WR	11
Christian Kirk	WR	HOU	6	@LAR	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	65.0%	6.1%	67	95 WR	11
Jameson Williams	WR	DET	8	@GB	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	99.4%	62.5%	207	23 WR	12
Evan Engram	TE	DEN	12	TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	94.9%	66.9%	87	31 TE	10
Chase McLaughlin	K	TB	9	@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	91.5%	79.2%	156	5 K	8
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	D/ST	TB	9	@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	20.3%	9.0%	150	17 D/ST	5

Roster minimum of 2 Quarterbacks violated by 1-BUC 2-PAC.

Baby Retard - Jack Alexander Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Sam Darnold	QB	SEA	8		SF	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	38.9%	7.2%	368	7 QB	19
Jared Goff	QB	DET	8		@GB	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	98.4%	47.9%	392	6 QB	21
Jaydon Blue	RB	DAL	10		@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	87.2%	1.9%	0	145 RB	7
Tony Pollard	RB	TEN	10		@DEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	99.5%	60.5%	193	21 RB	14
Brian Robinson Jr.	RB	SF	14		@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	92.0%	6.2%	153	29 RB	5
Jaylen Warren	RB	PIT	5		@NYJ	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	97.1%	39.5%	111	39 RB	13
Javonte Williams	RB	DAL	10		@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	95.1%	15.8%	144	31 RB	11
Marvin Harrison Jr.	WR	ARI	8		@NO	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	83.4%	192	28 WR	13
Justin Jefferson	WR	MIN	6	Q	@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.4%	314	3 WR	18
Jerry Jeudy	WR	CLE	9		CIN	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	98.3%	61.0%	237	13 WR	14
Deebo Samuel	WR	WAS	12		NYG	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	98.0%	51.7%	148	44 WR	13
Brian Thomas Jr.	WR	JAX	8		CAR	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.9%	279	4 WR	17
Trey McBride	TE	ARI	8		@NO	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.9%	88.6%	247	2 TE	15

Roster minimum of 2 Tight Ends violated by Baby Retard.

Bucs Fan - Jim Livingstone Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Jayden Daniels	QB	WAS	12		NYG	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.5%	395	5 QB	26
Justin Fields	QB	NYJ	9		PIT	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	89.1%	25.3%	120	34 QB	20
Derrick Henry	RB	BAL	7		@BUF	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	91.2%	332	3 RB	18
Joe Mixon	RB	HOU	6	N	@LAR	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	94.0%	2.5%	235	15 RB	0
Bijan Robinson	RB	ATL	5		TB	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	91.3%	332	4 RB	19
Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	NE	14		LV	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	89.9%	8.9%	164	28 RB	9
Davante Adams	WR	LAR	8		HOU	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	99.9%	83.1%	238	12 WR	14
Stefon Diggs	WR	NE	14	Q	LV	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	96.9%	30.4%	117	61 WR	12
Michael Pittman Jr.	WR	IND	11		MIA	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	90.6%	18.3%	160	42 WR	11
Courtland Sutton	WR	DEN	12		TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	100.0%	82.6%	239	11 WR	13
Jaylen Waddle	WR	MIA	12		@IND	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	97.7%	51.6%	144	46 WR	14
Sam LaPorta	TE	DET	8		@GB	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	98.6%	80.7%	168	8 TE	10
Kyle Pitts	TE	ATL	5		TB	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	83.6%	22.4%	124	15 TE	8

Roster minimum of 1 Kickers violated by Bucs Fan.

Dark Night - Malcolm Stewart Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Brock Purdy	QB	SF	14	@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	96.8%	43.0%	300	14 QB	21
C.J. Stroud	QB	HOU	6	@LAR	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	91.4%	21.8%	247	18 QB	18
James Cook	RB	BUF	7	BAL	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	87.4%	257	8 RB	15
Ollie Gordon II	RB	MIA	12	@IND	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	59.2%	1.4%	0	190 RB	8
Aaron Jones	RB	MIN	6	@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	99.4%	64.1%	228	17 RB	13
Christian McCaffrey	RB	SF	14	@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	100.0%	88.8%	43	68 RB	19
Emeka Egbuka	WR	TB	9	@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	96.5%	44.0%	0	265 WR	13
Jayden Higgins	WR	HOU	6	@LAR	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	80.5%	3.5%	0	297 WR	7
Tetairoa McMillan	WR	CAR	14	@JAX	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	98.5%	69.7%	0	347 WR	14
Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	DET	8	@GB	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.7%	316	2 WR	16
George Kittle	TE	SF	14	@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	100.0%	88.0%	234	3 TE	15
Colston Loveland	TE	CHI	5	MIN	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	91.8%	32.6%	0	177 TE	8

Roster minimum of 1 Kickers violated by Dark Night.

He says he is The Fucking Man - Justin Robbins Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Lamar Jackson	QB	BAL	7		@BUF	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.3%	499	1 QB	26
Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	10		@LAC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	83.1%	322	11 QB	23
Devon Achane	RB	MIA	12	Q	@IND	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	87.7%	288	5 RB	19
Cam Skattebo	RB	NYG	14		@WAS	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	93.6%	3.3%	0	278 RB	6
D'Andre Swift	RB	CHI	5		MIN	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	99.7%	71.2%	203	19 RB	13
Bhayshul Tuten	RB	JAX	8		CAR	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	75.8%	0.7%	0	287 RB	5
Tee Higgins	WR	CIN	10		@CLE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	87.7%	218	17 WR	15
DeAndre Hopkins	WR	BAL	7	Q	@BUF	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	63.2%	2.8%	139	49 WR	6
Jauan Jennings	WR	SF	14	Q	@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	91.6%	15.1%	206	25 WR	9
Rome Odunze	WR	CHI	5		MIN	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	97.2%	34.2%	140	48 WR	11
DeVonta Smith	WR	PHI	9		DAL	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	99.4%	67.5%	195	27 WR	13
T.J. Hockenson	TE	MIN	6		@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	96.9%	74.3%	82	34 TE	10

Roster minimum of 2 Tight Ends violated by He says he is The Fucking Man.

Hogbodies - John Breadmore Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Kyler Murray	QB	ARI	8		@NO	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	98.6%	63.6%	324	10 QB	21
Saquon Barkley	RB	PHI	9		DAL	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	91.0%	353	1 RB	22
Austin Ekeler	RB	WAS	12		NYG	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	92.8%	14.2%	123	33 RB	11
Omarion Hampton	RB	LAC	12		KC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	99.3%	81.7%	0	194 RB	15
Jordan Mason	RB	MIN	6		@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	96.0%	14.2%	107	40 RB	10
Nico Collins	WR	HOU	6		@LAR	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.3%	208	21 WR	17
Josh Downs	WR	IND	11	Q	MIA	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	83.1%	8.5%	179	34 WR	11
Mike Evans	WR	TB	9		@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.5%	234	15 WR	16
George Pickens	WR	DAL	10		@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	98.9%	58.9%	161	41 WR	12
Garrett Wilson	WR	NYJ	9		PIT	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.9%	76.0%	250	9 WR	13
Dallas Goedert	TE	PHI	9		DAL	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	64.8%	14.4%	101	24 TE	9
David Njoku	TE	CLE	9		CIN	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	92.8%	65.3%	144	11 TE	13
Minnesota Vikings	D/ST	MIN	6		@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	88.4%	74.2%	208	2 D/ST	5

Roster minimum of 2 Quarterbacks violated by Hogbodies.

John Hates Me - New Team Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Dak Prescott	QB	DAL	10		@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	98.9%	57.2%	136	31 QB	20
Bryce Young	QB	CAR	14		@JAX	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	55.3%	10.4%	212	21 QB	19
J.K. Dobbins	RB	DEN	12		TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	95.6%	26.8%	185	24 RB	10
Chuba Hubbard	RB	CAR	14		@JAX	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	83.9%	236	13 RB	16
Tyrone Tracy Jr.	RB	NYG	14		@WAS	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	98.4%	48.2%	170	27 RB	13
Brandon Aiyuk	WR	SF	14	U	@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	80.5%	0.3%	59	102 WR	-
Chris Godwin	WR	TB	9	O	@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	90.2%	1.4%	136	51 WR	-
Ladd McConkey	WR	LAC	12		KC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	88.5%	236	14 WR	15
Malik Nabers	WR	NYG	14	Q	@WAS	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.1%	269	6 WR	16
Elijah Arroyo	TE	SEA	8		SF	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	19.5%	1.0%	0	116 TE	4
Brock Bowers	TE	LV	8		@NE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.8%	255	1 TE	15
Denver Broncos	D/ST	DEN	12		TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	91.5%	82.2%	254	1 D/ST	11

Roster minimum of 1 Kickers violated by John Hates Me.

Massapequa Mud Dogs - Mike Pernetti Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Josh Allen	QB	BUF	7		BAL	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.3%	423	4 QB	24
Justin Herbert	QB	LAC	12		KC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	97.4%	33.6%	318	12 QB	19
Tank Bigsby	RB	JAX	8		CAR	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	91.8%	7.5%	121	35 RB	10
Chase Brown	RB	CIN	10		@CLE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.4%	244	11 RB	18
James Conner	RB	ARI	8		@NO	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.8%	83.4%	247	10 RB	16
Zay Flowers	WR	BAL	7		@BUF	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	99.1%	61.5%	206	24 WR	13
Marvin Mims	WR	DEN	12		TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	82.6%	7.1%	123	57 WR	8
Ricky Pearsall	WR	SF	14		@SEA	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	97.3%	50.1%	89	83 WR	13
Khalil Shakir	WR	BUF	7	Q	BAL	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	93.0%	18.8%	178	35 WR	10
Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	SEA	8		SF	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	100.0%	85.4%	245	10 WR	15
Travis Kelce	TE	KC	10		@LAC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	98.9%	79.5%	190	5 TE	12
Buffalo Bills	D/ST	BUF	7		BAL	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	89.6%	65.8%	192	7 D/ST	5

Roster minimum of 2 Tight Ends violated by Massapequa Mud Dogs.

Matzah Balls - Robert Ekland Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Jalen Hurts	QB	PHI	9	DAL	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	88.9%	338	9 QB	26
Cam Ward	QB	TEN	10	@DEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	46.1%	4.0%	0	164 QB	17
Jacory Croskey-Merritt	RB	WAS	12	NYG	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	78.8%	7.0%	0	165 RB	8
Najee Harris	RB	LAC	12	KC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	88.9%	2.6%	195	20 RB	0
Ashton Jeanty	RB	LV	8	@NE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.4%	88.1%	0	218 RB	18
Kenneth Walker III	RB	SEA	8	SF	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	100.0%	80.5%	173	26 RB	13
Tyreek Hill	WR	MIA	12	@IND	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	87.1%	212	20 WR	16
Travis Hunter	WR	JAX	8	CAR	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	97.7%	37.9%	0	308 WR	7
Drake London	WR	ATL	5	TB	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.9%	276	5 WR	15
Jakobi Meyers	WR	LV	8	@NE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	94.2%	29.5%	214	19 WR	13
Chris Olave	WR	NO	11	ARI	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	96.8%	37.0%	74	92 WR	13
Jake Ferguson	TE	DAL	10	@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	85.5%	29.7%	100	25 TE	9
Tucker Kraft	TE	GB	5	DET	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	92.8%	50.9%	155	10 TE	9

Roster minimum of 1 Kickers violated by Matzah Balls.

MEAN MACHINE - Troy Torchia Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Joe Burrow	QB	CIN	10		@CLE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.6%	453	2 QB	24
Zach Charbonnet	RB	SEA	8		SF	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	96.0%	12.2%	174	25 RB	11
Nick Chubb	RB	HOU	6		@LAR	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	92.5%	14.7%	60	57 RB	11
Kaleb Johnson	RB	PIT	5		@NYJ	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	96.9%	15.5%	0	222 RB	9
David Montgomery	RB	DET	8		@GB	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	99.6%	57.5%	215	18 RB	13
Jonathan Taylor	RB	IND	11		MIA	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.9%	242	12 RB	18
Jordan Addison	WR	MIN	6	S	@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	94.4%	1.6%	207	22 WR	0
Ja'Marr Chase	WR	CIN	10		@CLE	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	91.2%	400	1 WR	20
D.K. Metcalf	WR	PIT	5		@NYJ	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.9%	77.9%	185	32 WR	14
D.J. Moore	WR	CHI	5		MIN	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	99.7%	76.0%	228	16 WR	13
Mark Andrews	TE	BAL	7		@BUF	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	96.7%	70.6%	181	6 TE	10
Philadelphia Eagles	D/ST	PHI	9		DAL	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	91.1%	78.2%	205	3 D/ST	11
Pittsburgh Steelers	D/ST	PIT	5		@NYJ	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	90.4%	79.0%	193	6 D/ST	10

Roster minimum of 2 Quarterbacks violated by MEAN MACHINE.

Poontanglers - Nick Cooper Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
Bo Nix	QB	DEN	12		TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	99.9%	75.7%	360	8 QB	20
Caleb Williams	QB	CHI	5		MIN	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	96.9%	36.1%	282	16 QB	19
Travis Etienne	RB	JAX	8		CAR	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	96.4%	24.7%	119	36 RB	10
Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	DET	8		@GB	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	100.0%	91.3%	353	2 RB	19
Bucky Irving	RB	TB	9		@ATL	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	89.2%	236	14 RB	18
Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	11		ARI	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	84.4%	257	9 RB	17
Terry McLaurin	WR	WAS	12		NYG	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	100.0%	85.6%	267	7 WR	15
Rashee Rice	WR	KC	10	S	@LAC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	97.0%	5.1%	66	96 WR	0
Calvin Ridley	WR	TEN	10	Q	@DEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	99.0%	55.1%	190	29 WR	12
Xavier Worthy	WR	KC	10		@LAC	Fri 7:00pm CT	Bench	99.7%	75.7%	177	36 WR	15
Hunter Henry	TE	NE	14		LV	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	65.7%	14.2%	139	12 TE	8
Jonnu Smith	TE	PIT	5	Q	@NYJ	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	73.1%	13.0%	217	4 TE	7

Roster minimum of 1 Kickers violated by Poontanglers.

The Really Gay Boys - Billy Gay Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	OPP	DATE	LINEUP	RST	START	2024	RNK	PROJ
J.J. McCarthy	QB	MIN	6	@CHI	Mon 7:15pm CT	Bench	89.3%	15.8%	0	127 QB	18
Matthew Stafford	QB	LAR	8	HOU	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	43.9%	8.4%	246	19 QB	19
Jerome Ford	RB	CLE	9	CIN	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	85.6%	14.9%	122	34 RB	12
Breece Hall	RB	NYJ	9	PIT	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.9%	79.3%	230	16 RB	15
RJ Harvey	RB	DEN	12	TEN	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	98.8%	53.4%	0	197 RB	12
TreVeyon Henderson	RB	NE	14	LV	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	99.1%	73.8%	0	199 RB	13
Keon Coleman	WR	BUF	7	BAL	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	90.0%	13.8%	107	70 WR	10
Cooper Kupp	WR	SEA	8	SF	Sun 3:05pm CT	Bench	97.5%	36.3%	174	38 WR	12
CeeDee Lamb	WR	DAL	10	@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.2%	256	8 WR	18
Puka Nacua	WR	LAR	8	HOU	Sun 3:25pm CT	Bench	100.0%	90.0%	203	26 WR	17
Dalton Kincaid	TE	BUF	7	BAL	Sun 7:20pm CT	Bench	81.6%	22.5%	97	30 TE	7
Tyler Warren	TE	IND	11	MIA	Sun 12:00pm CT	Bench	94.2%	53.8%	0	218 TE	9
Brandon Aubrey	K	DAL	10	@PHI	Thu 7:20pm CT	Bench	94.7%	84.9%	179	2 K	8

Roster minimum of 1 Defense/Sp Teams violated by The Really Gay Boys.