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16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole - Nick Cavallo Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Justin HerbertQBLAC5LVStarter96.5%40.7%286.4011 QB-
Jahmyr GibbsRBDET5LARStarter100.0%84.9%337.902 RB-
Tony PollardRBTEN5@CHIStarter97.0%57.3%181.7021 RB-
Jonathan TaylorRBIND14HOUStarter100.0%80.4%236.709 RB-
Rachaad WhiteRBTB11WASStarter95.0%33.7%175.2024 RB-
Jerry JeudyWRCLE10DALStarter97.5%55.3%196.9015 WR-
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA10DENStarter99.5%79.4%207.009 WR-
Cole KmetTECHI7TENStarter60.3%10.1%97.9017 TE-
Kansas City ChiefsKKC6BALStarter83.3%66.7%143.0015 K-
Frankie LuvuLBWAS14@TBStarter71.4%47.6%107.5027 LB-
Patrick QueenLBPIT9@ATLStarter76.2%47.6%112.0020 LB-
Kyzir WhiteLBARI11@BUFStarter47.6%28.6%110.5022 LB-
Trey BensonRBARI11@BUFBench89.9%1.0%46.0070 RB-
Rico DowdleRBCAR11@NOBench92.0%25.1%179.3022 RB-
George Pickens WRPIT9@ATLBench99.0%42.7%136.9041 WR-
Rashid ShaheedWRNO12CARBench79.9%2.5%72.8088 WR-
San Francisco 49ersKSF9NYJBench66.7%50.0%156.0012 K-
Cody BartonLBTEN5@CHIBench42.9%28.6%101.5028 LB-
Tyrel DodsonLBMIA6JAXBench42.9%14.3%101.0029 LB-
EJ SpeedLBHOU14@INDBench66.7%33.3%124.5013 LB-

2AM at Denny's - Schwinn Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Justin HerbertQBLAC5LVStarter96.5%40.7%286.4011 QB-
Isaac GuerendoRBSF9NYJStarter90.5%17.1%88.0047 RB-
Brian Robinson Jr.RBWAS14@TBStarter96.5%39.2%150.3029 RB-
A.J. BrownWRPHI5GBStarter99.5%78.4%184.4019 WR-
Mike EvansWRTB11WASStarter97.5%80.9%205.4010 WR-
Cooper KuppWRSEA10DENStarter96.0%59.8%141.5040 WR-
Ladd McConkeyWRLAC5LVStarter100.0%77.9%201.9012 WR-
George KittleTESF9NYJStarter98.0%77.9%200.602 TE-
Tampa Bay BuccaneersKTB11WASStarter66.7%50.0%162.007 K-
Blake CashmanLBMIN6@NYGStarter61.9%52.4%109.0026 LB-
Daiyan HenleyLBLAC5LVStarter71.4%61.9%127.5010 LB-
Eric KendricksLBDAL7@CLEStarter66.7%47.6%125.5012 LB-
Jalen HurtsQBPHI5GBBench99.0%64.3%316.128 QB-
Bryce YoungQBCAR11@NOBench71.4%11.6%196.1820 QB-
Rico DowdleRBCAR11@NOBench92.0%25.1%179.3022 RB-
Khalil HerbertRBIND14HOUBench26.6%2.0%28.0089 RB-
Darnell MooneyWRATL12PITBench91.0%21.1%161.2031 WR-
Jake FergusonTEDAL7@CLEBench83.9%22.1%76.9030 TE-
Terrel BernardLBBUF12ARIBench76.2%42.9%90.5042 LB-
Kerby JosephDBDET5LARBench76.2%57.1%106.5012 DB-

Anal Squirt Masacre - Chad Schultz Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Brock PurdyQBSF9NYJStarter95.0%35.7%267.8613 QB-
Saquon BarkleyRBPHI5GBStarter100.0%79.9%339.801 RB-
Joe MixonRBHOU14@INDStarter99.5%73.4%223.5013 RB-
David MontgomeryRBDET5LARStarter98.0%47.2%203.7218 RB-
Nico CollinsWRHOU14@INDStarter100.0%78.4%178.1022 WR-
Zay FlowersWRBAL14@KCStarter99.5%62.3%173.8024 WR-
Jerry JeudyWRCLE10DALStarter97.5%55.3%196.9015 WR-
Sam LaPortaTEDET5LARStarter99.0%74.9%146.607 TE-
Detroit LionsKDET5LARStarter66.7%50.0%158.0010 K-
Zack BaunLBPHI5GBStarter76.2%61.9%147.002 LB-
Foyesade OluokunLBJAX12@MIAStarter71.4%66.7%95.0035 LB-
Christian RozeboomLBCAR11@NOStarter52.4%42.9%110.0024 LB-
Patrick MahomesQBKC6BALBench100.0%68.3%282.5212 QB-
Tyler AllgeierRBATL12PITBench81.9%6.5%105.3042 RB-
Gus EdwardsRBLAC5LVBench33.2%7.0%62.6059 RB-
Calvin Austin IIIWRPIT9@ATLBench26.6%3.5%100.9064 WR-
D.K. MetcalfWRPIT9@ATLBench98.0%64.8%158.2033 WR-
Ricky PearsallWRSF9NYJBench86.9%24.6%79.0081 WR-
Khalil ShakirWRBUF12ARIBench93.5%40.7%144.5039 WR-
Cole KmetTECHI7TENBench60.3%10.1%97.9017 TE-

aPukalypse Now - Julio Vargas Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Patrick MahomesQBKC6BALStarter100.0%68.3%282.5212 QB-
Chase BrownRBCIN12NEStarter100.0%79.9%228.0012 RB-
James Cook RBBUF12ARIStarter100.0%79.9%250.708 RB-
Aaron JonesRBMIN6@NYGStarter98.0%72.4%218.1016 RB-
Alvin KamaraRBNO12CARStarter99.0%51.8%232.3011 RB-
Davante AdamsWRLAR6@DETStarter98.0%73.9%200.8014 WR-
Puka NacuaWRLAR6@DETStarter100.0%77.9%169.1028 WR-
Sam LaPortaTEDET5LARStarter99.0%74.9%146.607 TE-
Pittsburgh SteelersKPIT9@ATLStarter83.3%50.0%191.002 K-
Quay WalkerLBGB10@PHIStarter66.7%23.8%94.0038 LB-
Quincy WilliamsLBNYJ12@SFStarter71.4%28.6%117.0017 LB-
DeShon ElliottDBPIT9@ATLStarter52.4%19.0%108.0010 DB-
Ray DavisRBBUF12ARIBench88.4%7.0%107.7039 RB-
Isaac GuerendoRBSF9NYJBench90.5%17.1%88.0047 RB-
Jordan MasonRBMIN6@NYGBench87.4%7.0%109.5037 RB-
Keenan Allen WRCHI7TENBench86.9%22.6%149.4036 WR-
Diontae JohnsonWRBAL14@KCBench43.2%2.0%73.6086 WR-
Wan'Dale RobinsonWRNYG11MINBench61.8%7.0%136.2042 WR-
Pat FreiermuthTEPIT9@ATLBench86.4%29.1%135.8010 TE-
Bobby OkerekeLBNYG11MINBench71.4%19.0%87.0046 LB-

ASS Etienne SZN - D-Rut Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Anthony RichardsonQBIND14HOUStarter85.9%7.5%163.9625 QB-
Saquon BarkleyRBPHI5GBStarter100.0%79.9%339.801 RB-
Joe MixonRBHOU14@INDStarter99.5%73.4%223.5013 RB-
Tyrone Tracy Jr.RBNYG11MINStarter98.5%42.7%164.3026 RB-
Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN12NEStarter100.0%82.9%345.501 WR-
Marvin Harrison Jr.WRARI11@BUFStarter99.5%69.8%166.5030 WR-
Malik NabersWRNYG11MINStarter100.0%75.9%219.707 WR-
T.J. HockensonTEMIN6@NYGStarter93.5%65.3%66.0035 TE-
Green Bay PackersKGB10@PHIStarter50.0%50.0%156.0013 K-
T.J. EdwardsLBCHI7TENStarter71.4%66.7%123.0014 LB-
Zaire Franklin LBIND14HOUStarter76.2%66.7%160.001 LB-
Nick CrossDBIND14HOUStarter66.7%66.7%131.502 DB-
Drake MayeQBNE14@CINBench93.0%27.1%178.1423 QB-
Michael Penix Jr.QBATL12PITBench79.4%15.6%44.6047 QB-
Braelon AllenRBNYJ12@SFBench87.9%4.0%76.7051 RB-
Isiah PachecoRBKC6BALBench97.0%35.2%51.0064 RB-
Patrick TaylorRBSF9NYJBench12.6%1.0%31.3081 RB-
Jalen McMillanWRTB11WASBench73.4%17.1%117.9051 WR-
Kyle PittsTEATL12PITBench89.9%26.1%107.7015 TE-
Denver BroncosKDEN14@SEABench83.3%50.0%160.008 K-

Bear Down - Eric McMahon Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Josh AllenQBBUF12ARIStarter99.0%80.4%380.042 QB-
James ConnerRBARI11@BUFStarter99.0%67.3%234.8010 RB-
J.K. DobbinsRBLAC5LVStarter93.5%16.6%175.8023 RB-
Tyjae SpearsRBTEN5@CHIStarter87.9%14.1%100.6043 RB-
Zay FlowersWRBAL14@KCStarter99.5%62.3%173.8024 WR-
Justin JeffersonWRMIN6@NYGStarter100.0%83.9%266.982 WR-
Drake LondonWRATL12PITStarter99.5%73.9%235.105 WR-
Tucker KraftTEGB10@PHIStarter88.9%44.2%138.809 TE-
Minnesota VikingsKMIN6@NYGStarter83.3%66.7%175.004 K-
Terrel BernardLBBUF12ARIStarter76.2%42.9%90.5042 LB-
Foyesade OluokunLBJAX12@MIAStarter71.4%66.7%95.0035 LB-
Robert SpillaneLBNE14@CINStarter76.2%71.4%139.503 LB-
Bo NixQBDEN14@SEABench100.0%59.3%317.207 QB-
Ameer AbdullahRBLV10@LACBench20.1%7.0%108.5038 RB-
Roschon JohnsonRBCHI7TENBench61.8%2.0%71.8052 RB-
Javonte WilliamsRBDAL7@CLEBench92.0%15.6%133.1031 RB-
Amari Cooper WRBUF12ARIBench79.4%12.6%100.7065 WR-
Cedric TillmanWRCLE10DALBench63.3%3.5%66.4091 WR-
Garrett WilsonWRNYJ12@SFBench100.0%75.4%202.4011 WR-
Cade OttonTETB11WASBench71.9%8.0%115.5012 TE-

Burritos n Dick - Ricky Rapnikas Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Kirk CousinsQBATL12PITStarter44.2%4.5%178.2222 QB-
Chase BrownRBCIN12NEStarter100.0%79.9%228.0012 RB-
Nick Chubb RBCLE10DALStarter92.5%8.0%64.2058 RB-
Alvin KamaraRBNO12CARStarter99.0%51.8%232.3011 RB-
Davante AdamsWRLAR6@DETStarter98.0%73.9%200.8014 WR-
Keenan Allen WRCHI7TENStarter86.9%22.6%149.4036 WR-
Tyreek Hill WRMIA6JAXStarter99.0%72.9%179.7021 WR-
Kyle PittsTEATL12PITStarter89.9%26.1%107.7015 TE-
Miami DolphinsKMIA6JAXStarter50.0%33.3%164.006 K-
Tyrel DodsonLBMIA6JAXStarter42.9%14.3%101.0029 LB-
Patrick QueenLBPIT9@ATLStarter76.2%47.6%112.0020 LB-
Trenton SimpsonLBBAL14@KCStarter42.9%4.8%65.0067 LB-
Sam DarnoldQBSEA10DENBench76.9%27.1%309.869 QB-
Jerome FordRBCLE10DALBench82.4%17.6%115.5034 RB-
Jaleel McLaughlinRBDEN14@SEABench48.2%2.5%86.2050 RB-
Javonte WilliamsRBDAL7@CLEBench92.0%15.6%133.1031 RB-
Brandin CooksWRNO12CARBench22.1%2.5%57.4096 WR-
Romeo DoubsWRGB10@PHIBench66.8%8.5%110.1057 WR-
Quentin JohnstonWRLAC5LVBench73.4%11.1%148.2037 WR-
Dallas Goedert TEPHI5GBBench73.9%6.5%83.6027 TE-

Clit Cannibal - Greg Rowe Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Josh AllenQBBUF12ARIStarter99.0%80.4%380.042 QB-
Derrick HenryRBBAL14@KCStarter100.0%82.9%326.903 RB-
Kyren WilliamsRBLAR6@DETStarter100.0%78.4%256.107 RB-
Justin JeffersonWRMIN6@NYGStarter100.0%83.9%266.982 WR-
George Pickens WRPIT9@ATLStarter99.0%42.7%136.9041 WR-
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA10DENStarter99.5%79.4%207.009 WR-
Courtland SuttonWRDEN14@SEAStarter98.0%67.8%201.8013 WR-
Brock BowersTELV10@LACStarter100.0%84.4%210.101 TE-
Pittsburgh SteelersKPIT9@ATLStarter83.3%50.0%191.002 K-
Fred WarnerLBSF9NYJStarter76.2%66.7%130.507 LB-
Kyzir WhiteLBARI11@BUFStarter47.6%28.6%110.5022 LB-
Julian LoveDBSEA10DENStarter81.0%71.4%120.205 DB-
Matthew StaffordQBLAR6@DETBench71.9%22.1%215.6819 QB-
Blake CorumRBLAR6@DETBench83.9%5.5%32.0079 RB-
Kareem HuntRBKC6BALBench77.9%4.5%143.9030 RB-
Isiah PachecoRBKC6BALBench97.0%35.2%51.0064 RB-
Marquise BrownWRKC6BALBench81.4%5.0%13.60149 WR-
DeVonta SmithWRPHI5GBBench97.5%63.8%166.6029 WR-
Adam ThielenWRCAR11@NOBench69.3%20.6%116.5052 WR-
Quincy WilliamsLBNYJ12@SFBench71.4%28.6%117.0017 LB-

Fecal Thoroughfare - Tyson Bowers Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Lamar JacksonQBBAL14@KCStarter100.0%76.9%432.381 QB-
Devon AchaneRBMIA6JAXStarter100.0%83.9%262.006 RB-
Jahmyr GibbsRBDET5LARStarter100.0%84.9%337.902 RB-
Marvin Harrison Jr.WRARI11@BUFStarter99.5%69.8%166.5030 WR-
Tee HigginsWRCIN12NEStarter99.0%76.4%186.6018 WR-
Jauan Jennings WRSF9NYJStarter91.5%53.3%173.0025 WR-
D.J. Moore WRCHI7TENStarter98.5%71.9%190.7016 WR-
Travis KelceTEKC6BALStarter96.5%76.4%147.906 TE-
San Francisco 49ersKSF9NYJStarter66.7%50.0%156.0012 K-
Neville HewittLBHOU14@INDStarter9.5%0.0%54.0083 LB-
Josey JewellLBCAR11@NOStarter47.6%14.3%94.0037 LB-
EJ SpeedLBHOU14@INDStarter66.7%33.3%124.5013 LB-
Jameis WinstonQBNYG11MINBench29.6%3.0%132.6429 QB-
Kendre MillerRBNO12CARBench48.2%5.0%26.6090 RB-
Devin SingletaryRBNYG11MINBench48.2%4.5%87.6048 RB-
Tyrone Tracy Jr.RBNYG11MINBench98.5%42.7%164.3026 RB-
Kimani VidalRBLAC5LVBench43.7%1.0%30.2084 RB-
Tank Dell WRHOU14@INDBench45.2%4.5%118.9049 WR-
Noah GrayTEKC6BALBench29.6%5.0%95.2020 TE-
Robert SpillaneLBNE14@CINBench76.2%71.4%139.503 LB-

Fuck You Shoresy! - Don Zisoff Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Lamar JacksonQBBAL14@KCStarter100.0%76.9%432.381 QB-
Najee HarrisRBLAC5LVStarter96.5%50.8%186.6020 RB-
Derrick HenryRBBAL14@KCStarter100.0%82.9%326.903 RB-
David MontgomeryRBDET5LARStarter98.0%47.2%203.7218 RB-
Cooper KuppWRSEA10DENStarter96.0%59.8%141.5040 WR-
CeeDee LambWRDAL7@CLEStarter100.0%65.8%215.908 WR-
Adam ThielenWRCAR11@NOStarter69.3%20.6%116.5052 WR-
Brock BowersTELV10@LACStarter100.0%84.4%210.101 TE-
Baltimore RavensKBAL14@KCStarter66.7%33.3%141.0019 K-
Eric KendricksLBDAL7@CLEStarter66.7%47.6%125.5012 LB-
Budda BakerDBARI11@BUFStarter76.2%71.4%140.501 DB-
Julian LoveDBSEA10DENStarter81.0%71.4%120.205 DB-
Aaron Rodgers QBNYJ12@SFBench46.7%10.6%256.7815 QB-
Tutu AtwellWRLAR6@DETBench16.1%2.0%78.9082 WR-
Josh DownsWRIND14HOUBench92.5%13.6%149.6035 WR-
Allen Lazard WRNYJ12@SFBench21.6%0.5%108.5060 WR-
Xavier WorthyWRKC6BALBench98.0%59.3%159.7032 WR-
Jonnu SmithTEMIA6JAXBench90.5%63.3%178.904 TE-
Buffalo BillsKBUF12ARIBench66.7%66.7%141.0018 K-
De'Vondre CampbellLBSF9NYJBench28.6%9.5%63.5069 LB-

Haywood Jahblome - Shaun Francis Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Jalen HurtsQBPHI5GBStarter99.0%64.3%316.128 QB-
Bucky IrvingRBTB11WASStarter100.0%75.9%222.8014 RB-
Josh JacobsRBGB10@PHIStarter99.5%81.4%276.305 RB-
A.J. BrownWRPHI5GBStarter99.5%78.4%184.4019 WR-
Mike EvansWRTB11WASStarter97.5%80.9%205.4010 WR-
Jauan Jennings WRSF9NYJStarter91.5%53.3%173.0025 WR-
Brian Thomas Jr.WRJAX12@MIAStarter100.0%81.9%241.504 WR-
Trey McBrideTEARI11@BUFStarter99.5%77.4%194.303 TE-
Washington CommandersKWAS14@TBStarter66.7%33.3%160.009 K-
Blake CashmanLBMIN6@NYGStarter61.9%52.4%109.0026 LB-
Ernest JonesLBSEA10DENStarter71.4%52.4%116.5018 LB-
Alontae TaylorDBNO12CARStarter61.9%28.6%103.0015 DB-
Jayden DanielsQBWAS14@TBBench100.0%77.9%356.325 QB-
Zach CharbonnetRBSEA10DENBench95.5%32.7%169.0025 RB-
Blake CorumRBLAR6@DETBench83.9%5.5%32.0079 RB-
Audric EstimeRBDEN14@SEABench56.3%2.0%46.2069 RB-
Jaylen WarrenRBPIT9@ATLBench93.0%30.7%105.5041 RB-
Emanuel WilsonRBGB10@PHIBench25.1%2.0%91.8045 RB-
Darnell MooneyWRATL12PITBench91.0%21.1%161.2031 WR-
Kerby JosephDBDET5LARBench76.2%57.1%106.5012 DB-

Honky Lips - Sean Abercrombie Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Joe BurrowQBCIN12NEStarter100.0%82.4%373.423 QB-
Najee HarrisRBLAC5LVStarter96.5%50.8%186.6020 RB-
Chuba HubbardRBCAR11@NOStarter98.5%61.3%220.3015 RB-
Bijan RobinsonRBATL12PITStarter100.0%86.9%313.204 RB-
Rachaad WhiteRBTB11WASStarter95.0%33.7%175.2024 RB-
Terry McLaurinWRWAS14@TBStarter100.0%78.4%227.806 WR-
Josh PalmerWRBUF12ARIStarter46.2%4.5%87.9077 WR-
Pat FreiermuthTEPIT9@ATLStarter86.4%29.1%135.8010 TE-
Houston TexansKHOU14@INDStarter66.7%50.0%168.005 K-
T.J. EdwardsLBCHI7TENStarter71.4%66.7%123.0014 LB-
Andrew Van GinkelLBMIN6@NYGStarter85.7%47.6%111.5021 LB-
Brian BranchDBDET5LARStarter81.0%66.7%122.004 DB-
Russell WilsonQBNYG11MINBench42.2%11.6%172.7824 QB-
Isaiah DavisRBNYJ12@SFBench23.1%0.0%48.4065 RB-
Audric EstimeRBDEN14@SEABench56.3%2.0%46.2069 RB-
Rashid ShaheedWRNO12CARBench79.9%2.5%72.8088 WR-
Sterling ShepardWRTB11WASBench9.5%1.0%64.3092 WR-
Marquez Valdes-ScantlingWRSEA10DENBench17.6%3.5%76.0084 WR-
Grant CalcaterraTEPHI5GBBench5.0%1.0%48.8041 TE-
Zach ErtzTEWAS14@TBBench71.9%19.6%146.408 TE-

J Loves Rods & Dude Bods - Jerod Winter Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Caleb WilliamsQBCHI7TENStarter99.5%43.2%254.5416 QB-
Bijan RobinsonRBATL12PITStarter100.0%86.9%313.204 RB-
Brian Robinson Jr.RBWAS14@TBStarter96.5%39.2%150.3029 RB-
Nico CollinsWRHOU14@INDStarter100.0%78.4%178.1022 WR-
D.J. Moore WRCHI7TENStarter98.5%71.9%190.7016 WR-
Courtland SuttonWRDEN14@SEAStarter98.0%67.8%201.8013 WR-
Christian WatsonWRGB10@PHIStarter43.2%7.0%94.2070 WR-
Mike GesickiTECIN12NEStarter58.8%11.1%109.9014 TE-
Los Angeles ChargersKLAC5LVStarter66.7%50.0%176.003 K-
Jack CampbellLBDET5LARStarter61.9%42.9%110.0023 LB-
Kaden EllissLBATL12PITStarter66.7%42.9%137.004 LB-
Christian RozeboomLBCAR11@NOStarter52.4%42.9%110.0024 LB-
Tyler AllgeierRBATL12PITBench81.9%6.5%105.3042 RB-
Gus EdwardsRBLAC5LVBench33.2%7.0%62.6059 RB-
Keon ColemanWRBUF12ARIBench92.0%14.6%98.0068 WR-
Ray-Ray McCloudWRATL12PITBench20.1%5.5%110.2056 WR-
Adonai MitchellWRIND14HOUBench39.7%1.0%43.26116 WR-
Michael WilsonWRARI11@BUFBench35.2%3.5%103.0061 WR-
Evan EngramTEDEN14@SEABench87.9%41.7%67.0033 TE-
Daiyan HenleyLBLAC5LVBench71.4%61.9%127.5010 LB-

Kenneth & The Skywalkers - Mike King Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Tua TagovailoaQBMIA6JAXStarter89.4%19.1%182.9821 QB-
James ConnerRBARI11@BUFStarter99.0%67.3%234.8010 RB-
Antonio GibsonRBNE14@CINStarter51.3%3.5%93.0044 RB-
Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN12NEStarter100.0%82.9%345.501 WR-
Elijah Moore WRCLE10DALStarter28.1%5.0%93.5071 WR-
Rome OdunzeWRCHI7TENStarter94.5%38.2%118.9050 WR-
Trey McBrideTEARI11@BUFStarter99.5%77.4%194.303 TE-
Jonnu SmithTEMIA6JAXStarter90.5%63.3%178.904 TE-
Dallas CowboysKDAL7@CLEStarter83.3%66.7%194.001 K-
Zaire Franklin LBIND14HOUStarter76.2%66.7%160.001 LB-
Dorian WilliamsLBBUF12ARIStarter66.7%14.3%100.5030 LB-
Kyle HamiltonDBBAL14@KCStarter85.7%61.9%113.008 DB-
C.J. StroudQBHOU14@INDBench96.5%32.7%221.4818 QB-
Cam AkersRBMIN6@NYGBench35.2%3.0%86.8049 RB-
Jeremy McNicholsRBWAS14@TBBench11.6%1.0%67.9055 RB-
Kenneth Walker IIIRBSEA10DENBench100.0%49.7%161.5027 RB-
Jaylen WrightRBMIA6JAXBench79.9%1.5%25.6092 RB-
Demario DouglasWRNE14@CINBench45.7%5.5%115.7053 WR-
Alec PierceWRIND14HOUBench43.2%3.0%147.9038 WR-
Rashee RiceWRKC6BALBench94.5%36.7%56.9097 WR-

Puka and Rally - Brian Eiler Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Jayden DanielsQBWAS14@TBStarter100.0%77.9%356.325 QB-
Tony PollardRBTEN5@CHIStarter97.0%57.3%181.7021 RB-
Rhamondre StevensonRBNE14@CINStarter95.0%29.1%159.4028 RB-
D'Andre SwiftRBCHI7TENStarter98.0%53.8%193.5019 RB-
CeeDee LambWRDAL7@CLEStarter100.0%65.8%215.908 WR-
Puka NacuaWRLAR6@DETStarter100.0%77.9%169.1028 WR-
Garrett WilsonWRNYJ12@SFStarter100.0%75.4%202.4011 WR-
Mark AndrewsTEBAL14@KCStarter94.5%66.8%161.305 TE-
Minnesota VikingsKMIN6@NYGStarter83.3%66.7%175.004 K-
Demario DavisLBNO12CARStarter47.6%23.8%115.5019 LB-
Frankie LuvuLBWAS14@TBStarter71.4%47.6%107.5027 LB-
Germaine PrattLBCIN12NEStarter61.9%52.4%129.509 LB-
Jared GoffQBDET5LARBench98.0%66.3%326.666 QB-
Justice HillRBBAL14@KCBench67.3%1.5%107.3040 RB-
Travis HomerRBCHI7TENBench2.0%0.0%10.40111 RB-
Jalen CokerWRCAR11@NOBench40.7%4.5%77.5683 WR-
Xavier LegetteWRCAR11@NOBench78.9%8.0%102.6063 WR-
Wan'Dale RobinsonWRNYG11MINBench61.8%7.0%136.2042 WR-
Jaylen WaddleWRMIA6JAXBench96.5%39.2%122.6047 WR-
Tucker KraftTEGB10@PHIBench88.9%44.2%138.809 TE-

Sponge Worthy - Wojo Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Kyler MurrayQBARI11@BUFStarter99.5%59.3%297.2410 QB-
Breece HallRBNYJ12@SFStarter100.0%70.9%213.4017 RB-
Jonathan TaylorRBIND14HOUStarter100.0%80.4%236.709 RB-
Drake LondonWRATL12PITStarter99.5%73.9%235.105 WR-
Malik NabersWRNYG11MINStarter100.0%75.9%219.707 WR-
Jameson WilliamsWRDET5LARStarter99.0%61.3%187.5017 WR-
Xavier WorthyWRKC6BALStarter98.0%59.3%159.7032 WR-
T.J. HockensonTEMIN6@NYGStarter93.5%65.3%66.0035 TE-
Los Angeles ChargersKLAC5LVStarter66.7%50.0%176.003 K-
Jack CampbellLBDET5LARStarter61.9%42.9%110.0023 LB-
Lavonte DavidLBTB11WASStarter76.2%52.4%126.0011 LB-
Ernest JonesLBSEA10DENStarter71.4%52.4%116.5018 LB-
Anthony RichardsonQBIND14HOUBench85.9%7.5%163.9625 QB-
Braelon AllenRBNYJ12@SFBench87.9%4.0%76.7051 RB-
Zach CharbonnetRBSEA10DENBench95.5%32.7%169.0025 RB-
Austin EkelerRBWAS14@TBBench88.4%4.0%114.8035 RB-
Emanuel WilsonRBGB10@PHIBench25.1%2.0%91.8045 RB-
Christian WatsonWRGB10@PHIBench43.2%7.0%94.2070 WR-
Evan EngramTEDEN14@SEABench87.9%41.7%67.0033 TE-
Bobby WagnerLBWAS14@TBBench71.4%42.9%118.0016 LB-

TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA - JUSTIN FUQUA Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Jared GoffQBDET5LARStarter98.0%66.3%326.666 QB-
Jaleel McLaughlinRBDEN14@SEAStarter48.2%2.5%86.2050 RB-
D'Andre SwiftRBCHI7TENStarter98.0%53.8%193.5019 RB-
Rashod Bateman WRBAL14@KCStarter71.4%12.1%153.1034 WR-
Terry McLaurinWRWAS14@TBStarter100.0%78.4%227.806 WR-
Calvin RidleyWRTEN5@CHIStarter94.5%44.2%169.5027 WR-
Deebo SamuelWRWAS14@TBStarter95.0%51.3%131.2044 WR-
Travis KelceTEKC6BALStarter96.5%76.4%147.906 TE-
Detroit LionsKDET5LARStarter66.7%50.0%158.0010 K-
Nick BosaDLSF9NYJStarter85.7%42.9%67.5014 DL-
T.J. WattLBPIT9@ATLStarter90.5%81.0%93.5039 LB-
Jordan PoyerDBMIA6JAXStarter33.3%28.6%77.5060 DB-
Kyler MurrayQBARI11@BUFBench99.5%59.3%297.2410 QB-
Tee HigginsWRCIN12NEBench99.0%76.4%186.6018 WR-
Jakobi MeyersWRLV10@LACBench93.0%42.2%177.0023 WR-
Curtis SamuelWRBUF12ARIBench15.6%0.5%50.30104 WR-
George KittleTESF9NYJBench98.0%77.9%200.602 TE-
Tampa Bay BuccaneersKTB11WASBench66.7%50.0%162.007 K-
Will Anderson Jr.DLHOU14@INDBench76.2%47.6%60.0025 DL-
Myles GarrettDLCLE10DALBench95.2%81.0%82.505 DL-

TEAM STILLOS - Andrew Stillos Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Brock PurdyQBSF9NYJStarter95.0%35.7%267.8613 QB-
Chuba HubbardRBCAR11@NOStarter98.5%61.3%220.3015 RB-
Rhamondre StevensonRBNE14@CINStarter95.0%29.1%159.4028 RB-
Tyreek Hill WRMIA6JAXStarter99.0%72.9%179.7021 WR-
Khalil ShakirWRBUF12ARIStarter93.5%40.7%144.5039 WR-
DeVonta SmithWRPHI5GBStarter97.5%63.8%166.6029 WR-
Jaylen WaddleWRMIA6JAXStarter96.5%39.2%122.6047 WR-
Zach ErtzTEWAS14@TBStarter71.9%19.6%146.408 TE-
Miami DolphinsKMIA6JAXStarter50.0%33.3%164.006 K-
Nick BoltonLBKC6BALStarter71.4%61.9%109.5025 LB-
Fred WarnerLBSF9NYJStarter76.2%66.7%130.507 LB-
Brian BranchDBDET5LARStarter81.0%66.7%122.004 DB-
Baker MayfieldQBTB11WASBench98.5%69.8%365.804 QB-
Jonathon Brooks RBCAR11O@NOBench44.7%3.0%6.30119 RB-
Kenneth Walker IIIRBSEA10DENBench100.0%49.7%161.5027 RB-
Xavier LegetteWRCAR11@NOBench78.9%8.0%102.6063 WR-
Chris OlaveWRNO12CARBench96.0%35.2%62.7093 WR-
Jake FergusonTEDAL7@CLEBench83.9%22.1%76.9030 TE-
Atlanta FalconsKATL12PITBench50.0%33.3%146.0014 K-
Jessie Bates IIIDBATL12PITBench81.0%71.4%118.006 DB-

Three boots and a pair of baby G's - Dustin Rakos Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Jordan LoveQBGB10@PHIStarter95.5%41.2%233.9617 QB-
Devon AchaneRBMIA6JAXStarter100.0%83.9%262.006 RB-
Jerome FordRBCLE10DALStarter82.4%17.6%115.5034 RB-
Breece HallRBNYJ12@SFStarter100.0%70.9%213.4017 RB-
Justice HillRBBAL14@KCStarter67.3%1.5%107.3040 RB-
Michael Pittman Jr.WRIND14HOUStarter94.0%27.1%133.3043 WR-
Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET5LARStarter100.0%83.4%263.083 WR-
Hunter HenryTENE14@CINStarter71.4%14.1%112.4013 TE-
Dallas CowboysKDAL7@CLEStarter83.3%66.7%194.001 K-
Jordyn BrooksLBMIA6JAXStarter76.2%61.9%130.008 LB-
Kenneth MurrayLBDAL7@CLEStarter52.4%23.8%89.0044 LB-
Jamien SherwoodLBNYJ12@SFStarter71.4%66.7%135.005 LB-
Sam DarnoldQBSEA10DENBench76.9%27.1%309.869 QB-
Geno SmithQBLV10@LACBench69.8%18.1%266.2014 QB-
Alexander MattisonRBMIA6JAXBench54.8%6.5%120.9033 RB-
Alec PierceWRIND14HOUBench43.2%3.0%147.9038 WR-
Demarcus RobinsonWRSF9NYJBench24.1%3.0%110.0058 WR-
Mike WilliamsWRLAC5LVBench21.6%0.5%48.30108 WR-
David NjokuTECLE10DALBench93.0%43.2%120.5011 TE-
Demario DavisLBNO12CARBench47.6%23.8%115.5019 LB-

Thundercats and Back Tats - Jason Fuqua Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Matthew StaffordQBLAR6@DETStarter71.9%22.1%215.6819 QB-
Cam AkersRBMIN6@NYGStarter35.2%3.0%86.8049 RB-
Travis Etienne RBJAX12@MIAStarter95.5%32.7%111.9036 RB-
Jordan AddisonWRMIN6@NYGStarter98.5%67.8%183.0020 WR-
Ladd McConkeyWRLAC5LVStarter100.0%77.9%201.9012 WR-
D.K. MetcalfWRPIT9@ATLStarter98.0%64.8%158.2033 WR-
Jameson WilliamsWRDET5LARStarter99.0%61.3%187.5017 WR-
Will DisslyTELAC5LVStarter13.6%2.0%85.1026 TE-
Philadelphia EaglesKPHI5GBStarter33.3%33.3%140.0020 K-
Zack BaunLBPHI5GBStarter76.2%61.9%147.002 LB-
Roquan SmithLBBAL14@KCStarter90.5%71.4%130.506 LB-
Andrew Van GinkelLBMIN6@NYGStarter85.7%47.6%111.5021 LB-
C.J. StroudQBHOU14@INDBench96.5%32.7%221.4818 QB-
Tank BigsbyRBJAX12@MIABench93.0%16.1%127.5032 RB-
Raheem MostertRBLV10@LACBench60.8%4.0%61.9060 RB-
Zamir WhiteRBLV10@LACBench24.1%0.0%26.4091 RB-
DeAndre HopkinsWRBAL14@KCBench79.4%18.1%120.2048 WR-
Jalen NailorWRMIN6@NYGBench18.1%1.0%92.7073 WR-
Dontayvion WicksWRGB10@PHIBench54.8%3.5%93.0072 WR-
Dalton KincaidTEBUF12ARIBench91.0%32.2%78.8029 TE-

Trading sucks with birdo - Matt Kaftanich Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Joe BurrowQBCIN12NEStarter100.0%82.4%373.423 QB-
Travis HomerRBCHI7TENStarter2.0%0.0%10.40111 RB-
Kyren WilliamsRBLAR6@DETStarter100.0%78.4%256.107 RB-
Quentin JohnstonWRLAC5LVStarter73.4%11.1%148.2037 WR-
Marvin MimsWRDEN14@SEAStarter69.3%6.5%112.3055 WR-
Jayden ReedWRGB10@PHIStarter96.5%45.2%170.0026 WR-
Nick Westbrook-IkhineWRMIA6JAXStarter25.6%6.5%123.7046 WR-
Mark AndrewsTEBAL14@KCStarter94.5%66.8%161.305 TE-
Houston TexansKHOU14@INDStarter66.7%50.0%168.005 K-
Maxx CrosbyDLLV10@LACStarter81.0%28.6%56.5030 DL-
Lavonte DavidLBTB11WASStarter76.2%52.4%126.0011 LB-
Bobby WagnerLBWAS14@TBStarter71.4%42.9%118.0016 LB-
Tua TagovailoaQBMIA6JAXBench89.4%19.1%182.9821 QB-
Kareem HuntRBKC6BALBench77.9%4.5%143.9030 RB-
Kimani VidalRBLAC5LVBench43.7%1.0%30.2084 RB-
Brandin CooksWRNO12CARBench22.1%2.5%57.4096 WR-
Tank Dell WRHOU14@INDBench45.2%4.5%118.9049 WR-
Romeo DoubsWRGB10@PHIBench66.8%8.5%110.1057 WR-
Juwan JohnsonTENO12CARBench26.6%4.0%97.8018 TE-
Micah McFaddenLBNYG11MINBench38.1%9.5%94.5036 LB-

Twinkle Sphincter - Mark Lowe Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Caleb WilliamsQBCHI7TENStarter99.5%43.2%254.5416 QB-
James Cook RBBUF12ARIStarter100.0%79.9%250.708 RB-
Sincere McCormickRBLV10@LACStarter24.1%3.0%24.2095 RB-
Calvin RidleyWRTEN5@CHIStarter94.5%44.2%169.5027 WR-
Deebo SamuelWRWAS14@TBStarter95.0%51.3%131.2044 WR-
Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET5LARStarter100.0%83.4%263.083 WR-
Devaughn VeleWRDEN14@SEAStarter21.1%1.0%87.0078 WR-
Cade OttonTETB11WASStarter71.9%8.0%115.5012 TE-
Kansas City ChiefsKKC6BALStarter83.3%66.7%143.0015 K-
Nick BoltonLBKC6BALStarter71.4%61.9%109.5025 LB-
Jamien SherwoodLBNYJ12@SFStarter71.4%66.7%135.005 LB-
Nick CrossDBIND14HOUStarter66.7%66.7%131.502 DB-
Drake MayeQBNE14@CINBench93.0%27.1%178.1423 QB-
Trey BensonRBARI11@BUFBench89.9%1.0%46.0070 RB-
J.K. DobbinsRB----byeBench93.5%16.6%175.8023 RB-
Hassan HaskinsRBLAC5LVBench3.0%0.0%35.3075 RB-
Raheem MostertRBLV10@LACBench60.8%4.0%61.9060 RB-
Andrei IosivasWRCIN12NEBench27.1%0.0%102.9062 WR-
Tre TuckerWRLV10@LACBench26.1%2.5%109.1059 WR-
Quentin LakeDBLAR6@DETBench52.4%42.9%101.0016 DB-

Uncircumcised rosterbaters - Chris Pardue Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Jordan LoveQBGB10@PHIStarter95.5%41.2%233.9617 QB-
Tank BigsbyRBJAX12@MIAStarter93.0%16.1%127.5032 RB-
Bucky IrvingRBTB11WASStarter100.0%75.9%222.8014 RB-
Jaylen WarrenRBPIT9@ATLStarter93.0%30.7%105.5041 RB-
Jayden ReedWRGB10@PHIStarter96.5%45.2%170.0026 WR-
Brian Thomas Jr.WRJAX12@MIAStarter100.0%81.9%241.504 WR-
Nick Westbrook-IkhineWRMIA6JAXStarter25.6%6.5%123.7046 WR-
Mike GesickiTECIN12NEStarter58.8%11.1%109.9014 TE-
Washington CommandersKWAS14@TBStarter66.7%33.3%160.009 K-
Cody BartonLBTEN5@CHIStarter42.9%28.6%101.5028 LB-
Nakobe DeanLBPHI5GBStarter61.9%19.0%122.0015 LB-
Kaden EllissLBATL12PITStarter66.7%42.9%137.004 LB-
Baker MayfieldQBTB11WASBench98.5%69.8%365.804 QB-
Ray DavisRBBUF12ARIBench88.4%7.0%107.7039 RB-
Jordan MasonRBMIN6@NYGBench87.4%7.0%109.5037 RB-
Tyjae SpearsRBTEN5@CHIBench87.9%14.1%100.6043 RB-
Patrick TaylorRBSF9NYJBench12.6%1.0%31.3081 RB-
Keon ColemanWRBUF12ARIBench92.0%14.6%98.0068 WR-
Jalen McMillanWRTB11WASBench73.4%17.1%117.9051 WR-
Taysom HillTENO12CARBench30.2%3.0%93.8421 TE-

Wicker Park White Boys - Josh n Ben Capsule

PLAYERPOSNFLBYEINJOPPLINEUPRSTSTART2024RNKPROJ
Bo NixQBDEN14@SEAStarter100.0%59.3%317.207 QB-
Josh JacobsRBGB10@PHIStarter99.5%81.4%276.305 RB-
Aaron JonesRBMIN6@NYGStarter98.0%72.4%218.1016 RB-
Jordan AddisonWRMIN6@NYGStarter98.5%67.8%183.0020 WR-
Josh DownsWRIND14HOUStarter92.5%13.6%149.6035 WR-
Jakobi MeyersWRLV10@LACStarter93.0%42.2%177.0023 WR-
Michael Pittman Jr.WRIND14HOUStarter94.0%27.1%133.3043 WR-
Hunter HenryTENE14@CINStarter71.4%14.1%112.4013 TE-
Buffalo BillsKBUF12ARIStarter66.7%66.7%141.0018 K-
Jordyn BrooksLBMIA6JAXStarter76.2%61.9%130.008 LB-
Roquan SmithLBBAL14@KCStarter90.5%71.4%130.506 LB-
Budda BakerDBARI11@BUFStarter76.2%71.4%140.501 DB-
Geno SmithQBLV10@LACBench69.8%18.1%266.2014 QB-
Ameer AbdullahRBLV10@LACBench20.1%7.0%108.5038 RB-
Travis Etienne RBJAX12@MIABench95.5%32.7%111.9036 RB-
Alexander MattisonRBMIA6JAXBench54.8%6.5%120.9033 RB-
Sean TuckerRBTB11WASBench42.2%1.0%67.7057 RB-
Tutu AtwellWRLAR6@DETBench16.1%2.0%78.9082 WR-
David NjokuTECLE10DALBench93.0%43.2%120.5011 TE-
Derwin JamesDBLAC5LVBench76.2%57.1%98.5019 DB-