Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Massapequa Mud Dogs | 2-0 | 266 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | The Really Gay Boys | 2-0 | 255 | 0.987 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
 | John Hates Me | 1-1 | 248 | 0.875 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 1 |
 | Dark Night | 1-1 | 279 | 0.815 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 8 |
 | He says he is The Fucking Man | 1-1 | 229 | 0.750 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
 | MEAN MACHINE | 1-1 | 205 | 0.706 | 9 | 8 | 4 | 4 |
 | SEMINOLES | 2-0 | 196 | 0.703 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 9 |
 | Baby Retard | 1-1 | 220 | 0.674 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 7 |
 | Bucs Fan | 1-1 | 251 | 0.668 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 11 |
 | Hogbodies | 0-2 | 187 | 0.523 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 6 |
 | Poontanglers | 0-2 | 190 | 0.449 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
 | 1-BUC 2-PAC | 0-2 | 179 | 0.341 | 12 | 12 | 10 | 12 |
