Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Massapequa Mud Dogs | 1-0 | 161 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Bucs Fan | 1-0 | 143 | 0.981 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | John Hates Me | 1-0 | 121 | 0.867 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
 | The Really Gay Boys | 1-0 | 121 | 0.822 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
 | Baby Retard | 1-0 | 85 | 0.667 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 6 |
 | SEMINOLES | 1-0 | 91 | 0.632 | 5 | 7 | 1 | 9 |
 | Dark Night | 0-1 | 125 | 0.569 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 10 |
 | Hogbodies | 0-1 | 100 | 0.566 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 |
 | MEAN MACHINE | 0-1 | 74 | 0.485 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 5 |
 | He says he is The Fucking Man | 0-1 | 85 | 0.474 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | 1-BUC 2-PAC | 0-1 | 78 | 0.373 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 11 |
 | Poontanglers | 0-1 | 72 | 0.296 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 12 |
