Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Larry Longballs | 11-4 | 2399.45 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Team Canada | 9-6 | 2342.45 | 0.989 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
 | Blue Eyes 1 | 6-9 | 2127.05 | 0.879 | 9 | 4 | 9 | 3 |
 | **Big Mikes Obamas Balls | 10-5 | 2116.00 | 0.847 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 6 |
 | Poop | 7-8 | 2033.20 | 0.825 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | El Conquistadors | 10-5 | 2142.05 | 0.792 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 8 |
 | Fills Dream Team | 10-5 | 2097.25 | 0.759 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 9 |
 | Ridin Turdy | 8-7 | 2124.30 | 0.715 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 10 |
| This Is Where I Thrash | 3-12 | 1866.70 | 0.703 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 4 |
 | Canowupass 2 | 4-11 | 1950.20 | 0.633 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 7 |
| The rizzler | 8-7 | 2095.75 | 0.632 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 11 |
 | Bbb | 4-11 | 1862.40 | 0.493 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 12 |
