Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 6-4 | 1504.45 | 1.000 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 8-2 | 1501.90 | 0.900 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 5-5 | 1518.30 | 0.890 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 4 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-4 | 1494.20 | 0.877 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 2 |
 | Lock N Slide | 5-5 | 1598.20 | 0.850 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-3 | 1558.65 | 0.827 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 4-6 | 1437.15 | 0.735 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 4-6 | 1518.85 | 0.679 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 9 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 2-8 | 1397.40 | 0.536 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | ED Lamb | 3-7 | 1255.75 | 0.464 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Show Stoppers | 9-1 | 1670.00 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
 | Taco Terriers | 6-4 | 1561.45 | 0.935 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 8-2 | 1663.35 | 0.902 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
 | The Hippocrips | 6-4 | 1655.80 | 0.841 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
 | Wildcats | 4-6 | 1519.05 | 0.820 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 4-6 | 1377.85 | 0.718 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 4 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-7 | 1462.25 | 0.617 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 4-6 | 1386.80 | 0.562 | 5 | 7 | 9 | 9 |
 | CedGreat | 4-6 | 1289.35 | 0.451 | 8 | 9 | 3 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 2-8 | 1199.80 | 0.431 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 8 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 7-3 | 1639.55 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 7-3 | 1604.35 | 0.984 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 6-4 | 1571.05 | 0.838 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
 | SNACKS | 6-4 | 1460.80 | 0.823 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 4 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 5-5 | 1460.55 | 0.759 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 6-4 | 1397.55 | 0.731 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 6-4 | 1400.50 | 0.665 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 8 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-7 | 1439.45 | 0.647 | 8 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-8 | 1350.75 | 0.465 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 2-8 | 1329.55 | 0.401 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 8-2 | 1623.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
 | High Flyers | 7-3 | 1598.90 | 0.984 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 4 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 5-5 | 1528.10 | 0.883 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 1 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 5-5 | 1431.80 | 0.808 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 6-4 | 1537.45 | 0.804 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 8 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-4 | 1557.55 | 0.717 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-8 | 1478.45 | 0.599 | 9 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
 | The Wraith | 6-4 | 1482.40 | 0.598 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 7 |
 | Twat Swatters | 2-8 | 1413.25 | 0.441 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 9 |
 | What's Football? | 3-7 | 1254.65 | 0.345 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 10 |
