Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 7-4 | 1672.35 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
 | Lock N Slide | 6-5 | 1770.35 | 0.877 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 5-6 | 1598.55 | 0.826 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 3 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 9-2 | 1652.60 | 0.825 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 5 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-5 | 1625.65 | 0.813 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 2 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 5-6 | 1633.35 | 0.741 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 6 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 5-6 | 1667.85 | 0.693 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 7 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-4 | 1658.80 | 0.583 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 9 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 2-9 | 1502.75 | 0.467 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 8 |
 | ED Lamb | 3-8 | 1349.65 | 0.422 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Show Stoppers | 10-1 | 1835.25 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 7-4 | 1716.05 | 0.848 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 8-3 | 1809.10 | 0.845 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
 | The Hippocrips | 6-5 | 1792.75 | 0.754 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 5 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 5-6 | 1518.60 | 0.736 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 2 |
 | Wildcats | 4-7 | 1653.15 | 0.612 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 5-6 | 1504.60 | 0.610 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 6 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-8 | 1565.95 | 0.471 | 10 | 6 | 10 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 3-8 | 1343.90 | 0.419 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 8 |
 | CedGreat | 4-7 | 1390.35 | 0.390 | 8 | 9 | 4 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 8-3 | 1828.50 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 8-3 | 1751.30 | 0.939 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 7-4 | 1708.70 | 0.845 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 6-5 | 1589.70 | 0.796 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
 | SNACKS | 6-5 | 1576.65 | 0.689 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 6-5 | 1536.90 | 0.668 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-8 | 1563.20 | 0.610 | 8 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 7-4 | 1527.35 | 0.589 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 9 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-9 | 1475.90 | 0.463 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 2-9 | 1413.95 | 0.352 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 9-2 | 1761.35 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 6-5 | 1689.25 | 0.887 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 6-5 | 1680.85 | 0.847 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 5 |
 | High Flyers | 7-4 | 1724.80 | 0.835 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 8 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 6-5 | 1574.20 | 0.808 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 3 |
 | The Wraith | 7-4 | 1641.10 | 0.701 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 4 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 3-8 | 1641.30 | 0.601 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-5 | 1654.10 | 0.510 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 9 |
 | Twat Swatters | 2-9 | 1549.65 | 0.498 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 3-8 | 1349.85 | 0.346 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 10 |
