Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 8-6 | 2286.95 | 1.000 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 12-2 | 2290.50 | 0.899 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 |
 | Lock N Slide | 9-5 | 2368.15 | 0.881 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 7-7 | 2206.55 | 0.817 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 3 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 6-8 | 2257.45 | 0.777 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 7 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-8 | 2206.10 | 0.771 | 7 | 8 | 4 | 2 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 6-8 | 2206.20 | 0.754 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 4 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-7 | 2220.90 | 0.641 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 9 |
 | ED Lamb | 5-9 | 2025.15 | 0.511 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 8 |
 | The Crap Bomb | 4-10 | 2088.15 | 0.434 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 11-3 | 2520.20 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 10-4 | 2350.15 | 0.898 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 |
 | The Hippocrips | 8-6 | 2342.50 | 0.838 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
 | Show Stoppers | 11-3 | 2398.75 | 0.834 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 7 |
 | Wildcats | 5-9 | 2264.70 | 0.814 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
 | RVT Express | 6-8 | 2061.55 | 0.696 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 5 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 8-6 | 2153.00 | 0.680 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 6 |
 | CedGreat | 5-9 | 1923.15 | 0.502 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-11 | 2033.00 | 0.476 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 3-11 | 1774.90 | 0.345 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | La Flama Blanca | 10-4 | 2393.55 | 1.000 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 10-4 | 2341.75 | 0.963 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
 | Soul Finger | 10-4 | 2462.75 | 0.892 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 8-6 | 2179.85 | 0.802 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
 | Zoomies | 9-5 | 2141.75 | 0.733 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 7 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 7-7 | 2050.40 | 0.704 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 |
 | Born4Greatness | 3-11 | 2001.75 | 0.672 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 3 |
 | SNACKS | 7-7 | 2112.90 | 0.644 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 8 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-11 | 2053.45 | 0.552 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 3-11 | 1888.60 | 0.388 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | New Purpose 2025 | 8-6 | 2323.45 | 1.000 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 1 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 11-3 | 2433.40 | 0.951 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
 | High Flyers | 10-4 | 2324.35 | 0.812 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 8 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 7-7 | 2263.30 | 0.808 | 5 | 5 | 9 | 5 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 6-8 | 2313.95 | 0.767 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 6-8 | 2102.35 | 0.735 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 4 |
 | The Wraith | 8-6 | 2251.10 | 0.663 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
 | Twat Swatters | 4-10 | 2076.50 | 0.491 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-8 | 2096.15 | 0.453 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 10 |
 | What's Football? | 4-10 | 1813.60 | 0.418 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
