Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 7-5 | 1826.30 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
 | Lock N Slide | 7-5 | 1908.60 | 0.862 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 6-6 | 1773.60 | 0.823 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 2 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 6-6 | 1809.75 | 0.768 | 6 | 4 | 9 | 7 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 10-2 | 1797.00 | 0.749 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 5-7 | 1822.85 | 0.742 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 5 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-6 | 1749.55 | 0.711 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 4 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-5 | 1785.75 | 0.535 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 9 |
 | The Crap Bomb | 3-9 | 1669.30 | 0.457 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 8 |
 | ED Lamb | 3-9 | 1487.05 | 0.441 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 8-4 | 1886.75 | 1.000 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
 | Show Stoppers | 10-2 | 1993.30 | 0.956 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 9-3 | 1966.15 | 0.954 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 6-6 | 1697.55 | 0.853 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 2 |
 | The Hippocrips | 7-5 | 1948.05 | 0.821 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
 | Wildcats | 5-7 | 1805.10 | 0.759 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
 | RVT Express | 5-7 | 1638.05 | 0.611 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 7 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-9 | 1688.40 | 0.524 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
 | CedGreat | 4-8 | 1534.15 | 0.422 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 3-9 | 1432.40 | 0.392 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 9-3 | 1896.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
 | Soul Finger | 8-4 | 1958.35 | 0.925 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 8-4 | 1873.15 | 0.891 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
 | Zoomies | 7-5 | 1701.20 | 0.761 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 4 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 6-6 | 1738.70 | 0.717 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 5 |
 | SNACKS | 7-5 | 1747.05 | 0.709 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 6 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 7-5 | 1675.35 | 0.628 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-9 | 1677.25 | 0.542 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 9 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-10 | 1574.75 | 0.448 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 3-9 | 1560.30 | 0.402 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | New Purpose 2025 | 7-5 | 1877.80 | 1.000 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 9-3 | 1922.45 | 0.976 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
 | High Flyers | 8-4 | 1888.15 | 0.915 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 7 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 6-6 | 1713.75 | 0.862 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 2 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 4-8 | 1830.10 | 0.770 | 8 | 4 | 5 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 6-6 | 1823.55 | 0.725 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 9 |
 | The Wraith | 8-4 | 1794.40 | 0.711 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-6 | 1751.70 | 0.625 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 6 |
 | Twat Swatters | 3-9 | 1674.80 | 0.447 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
 | What's Football? | 3-9 | 1483.65 | 0.422 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 8 |
