Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Off to Grandmas | 5-1 | 943.40 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 4-2 | 913.10 | 0.992 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 5-1 | 858.65 | 0.863 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 3 |
 | Lock N Slide | 3-3 | 961.60 | 0.810 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 2-4 | 906.25 | 0.762 | 9 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 3-3 | 844.45 | 0.727 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 5 |
 | LOX | 3-3 | 866.75 | 0.647 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 8 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-4 | 892.95 | 0.592 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 9 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-5 | 832.55 | 0.560 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 6 |
 | ED Lamb | 2-4 | 758.10 | 0.463 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 5-1 | 1009.35 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 6-0 | 949.25 | 0.974 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
 | Show Stoppers | 5-1 | 953.35 | 0.899 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 |
 | The Hippocrips | 4-2 | 959.60 | 0.850 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 5 |
 | Wildcats | 3-3 | 903.05 | 0.767 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 2-4 | 787.05 | 0.602 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 2-4 | 910.40 | 0.600 | 8 | 5 | 10 | 8 |
 | RVT Express | 1-5 | 846.50 | 0.559 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 7 |
 | CedGreat | 2-4 | 805.65 | 0.476 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-6 | 700.35 | 0.361 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 5-1 | 947.25 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | SNACKS | 4-2 | 887.20 | 0.797 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 5-1 | 873.75 | 0.760 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 2-4 | 860.80 | 0.691 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 2 |
 | Soul Finger | 3-3 | 904.85 | 0.664 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 8 |
 | These RB tariffs are ruining trades!! | 4-2 | 894.60 | 0.658 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 9 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-4 | 864.70 | 0.630 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 4 |
 | Zoomies | 3-3 | 767.80 | 0.550 | 6 | 10 | 7 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-5 | 803.90 | 0.498 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 6 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-5 | 875.30 | 0.418 | 9 | 5 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | High Flyers | 5-1 | 1006.25 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 3-3 | 923.95 | 0.836 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 2 |
 | The Wraith | 4-2 | 921.35 | 0.770 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 5-1 | 1008.40 | 0.754 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 9 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 4-2 | 916.65 | 0.736 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 3-3 | 843.45 | 0.620 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 7 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 2-4 | 848.80 | 0.565 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 |
 | Twat Swatters | 1-5 | 833.20 | 0.526 | 10 | 8 | 5 | 5 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-5 | 812.65 | 0.505 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 6 |
 | What's Football? | 2-4 | 791.70 | 0.356 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 10 |
