Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 4-1 | 776.95 | 1.000 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 4-1 | 784.50 | 0.923 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 4-1 | 727.10 | 0.801 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
 | Lock N Slide | 3-2 | 825.15 | 0.755 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
 | LOX | 3-2 | 718.90 | 0.671 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-4 | 740.25 | 0.663 | 10 | 5 | 8 | 3 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-3 | 776.90 | 0.655 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 7 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 2-3 | 698.55 | 0.591 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 5 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 1-4 | 712.00 | 0.476 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 9 |
 | ED Lamb | 1-4 | 621.75 | 0.402 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 4-1 | 832.45 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Show Stoppers | 4-1 | 780.40 | 0.945 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
 | Taco Terriers | 5-0 | 774.20 | 0.841 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 6 |
 | The Hippocrips | 3-2 | 781.40 | 0.811 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 5 |
 | Wildcats | 2-3 | 764.85 | 0.756 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 2-3 | 798.20 | 0.724 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 8 |
 | RVT Express | 1-4 | 719.35 | 0.640 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 4 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 2-3 | 657.80 | 0.537 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
 | CedGreat | 2-3 | 685.65 | 0.474 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-5 | 601.90 | 0.352 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 4-1 | 779.25 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | SNACKS | 3-2 | 725.60 | 0.811 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 4-1 | 706.30 | 0.715 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 6 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-3 | 745.55 | 0.710 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 1-4 | 711.80 | 0.677 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
 | Zoomies | 3-2 | 671.25 | 0.677 | 3 | 10 | 6 | 5 |
 | Soul Finger | 3-2 | 775.70 | 0.615 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 10 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-4 | 779.45 | 0.609 | 10 | 1 | 9 | 8 |
 | These RB tariffs are ruining trades!! | 3-2 | 703.50 | 0.603 | 4 | 9 | 3 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-4 | 711.80 | 0.508 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 9 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 5-0 | 910.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
 | High Flyers | 4-1 | 797.85 | 0.917 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 3 |
 | The Wraith | 3-2 | 773.50 | 0.780 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 3-2 | 730.50 | 0.711 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 6 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 2-3 | 754.25 | 0.688 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 5 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 3-2 | 743.75 | 0.633 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 7 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-4 | 707.60 | 0.591 | 9 | 7 | 5 | 4 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 2-3 | 700.90 | 0.522 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 9 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-5 | 698.60 | 0.410 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 8 |
 | What's Football? | 2-3 | 676.85 | 0.351 | 8 | 10 | 1 | 10 |
