Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Lock N Slide | 2-1 | 454.05 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
 | LOX | 2-1 | 440.65 | 0.980 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 2-1 | 422.00 | 0.942 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 1 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 2-1 | 426.30 | 0.918 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-1 | 439.60 | 0.863 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 2-1 | 396.40 | 0.734 | 6 | 9 | 2 | 5 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 1-2 | 407.90 | 0.610 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 7 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-2 | 428.50 | 0.561 | 9 | 4 | 8 | 10 |
 | ED Lamb | 1-2 | 381.15 | 0.499 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 0-3 | 416.10 | 0.498 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 3-0 | 490.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Taco Terriers | 3-0 | 442.10 | 0.947 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
 | Show Stoppers | 3-0 | 443.40 | 0.917 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
 | The Hippocrips | 1-2 | 435.80 | 0.750 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 4 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 1-2 | 429.55 | 0.680 | 6 | 5 | 10 | 5 |
 | CedGreat | 1-2 | 428.95 | 0.622 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 7 |
 | Wildcats | 1-2 | 427.20 | 0.563 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 6 |
 | RVT Express | 1-2 | 427.55 | 0.543 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-2 | 371.65 | 0.436 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-3 | 319.70 | 0.300 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 3-0 | 466.70 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 2-1 | 441.05 | 0.964 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 3-0 | 429.25 | 0.936 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 5 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 1-2 | 441.10 | 0.905 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 1 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 2-1 | 388.20 | 0.808 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
 | SNACKS | 2-1 | 380.75 | 0.782 | 5 | 10 | 1 | 3 |
 | Zoomies | 2-1 | 405.00 | 0.712 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-3 | 444.80 | 0.653 | 8 | 2 | 8 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-3 | 392.40 | 0.505 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-3 | 384.70 | 0.425 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 3-0 | 557.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | High Flyers | 3-0 | 459.20 | 0.863 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-2 | 410.35 | 0.706 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
 | What's Football? | 2-1 | 429.10 | 0.644 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 7 |
 | The Wraith | 1-2 | 438.60 | 0.627 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 6 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-2 | 390.40 | 0.588 | 7 | 9 | 2 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 2-1 | 393.20 | 0.573 | 4 | 8 | 7 | 8 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 1-2 | 410.35 | 0.568 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 5 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 1-2 | 383.65 | 0.394 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-3 | 394.45 | 0.367 | 10 | 7 | 6 | 9 |
