Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 6-4 | 1504.45 | 1.000 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 8-2 | 1501.90 | 0.900 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 5-5 | 1518.30 | 0.891 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 4 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-4 | 1494.20 | 0.877 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 2 |
 | Lock N Slide | 5-5 | 1598.20 | 0.846 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-3 | 1558.65 | 0.827 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 4-6 | 1437.15 | 0.734 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 6 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 4-6 | 1518.85 | 0.679 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 9 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 2-8 | 1397.40 | 0.536 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | ED Lamb | 3-7 | 1255.75 | 0.469 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Show Stoppers | 9-1 | 1670.00 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
 | Taco Terriers | 6-4 | 1561.45 | 0.914 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 8-2 | 1663.35 | 0.882 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
 | The Hippocrips | 6-4 | 1655.80 | 0.814 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
 | Wildcats | 4-6 | 1519.05 | 0.754 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 4 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 4-6 | 1377.85 | 0.724 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 3 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-7 | 1462.25 | 0.603 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 4-6 | 1386.80 | 0.549 | 5 | 7 | 9 | 9 |
 | CedGreat | 4-6 | 1289.35 | 0.440 | 8 | 9 | 3 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 2-8 | 1199.80 | 0.422 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 8 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 7-3 | 1639.55 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 7-3 | 1604.35 | 0.879 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 6-4 | 1571.05 | 0.842 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
 | SNACKS | 6-4 | 1460.80 | 0.827 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 5-5 | 1460.55 | 0.742 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 6-4 | 1397.55 | 0.716 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 6-4 | 1400.50 | 0.677 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-7 | 1439.45 | 0.610 | 8 | 6 | 10 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-8 | 1350.75 | 0.455 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 2-8 | 1329.55 | 0.388 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 8-2 | 1623.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
 | High Flyers | 7-3 | 1598.90 | 0.984 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 4 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 5-5 | 1528.10 | 0.877 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 1 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 5-5 | 1431.80 | 0.809 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 6-4 | 1537.45 | 0.781 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 9 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-4 | 1557.55 | 0.724 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 | The Wraith | 6-4 | 1482.40 | 0.623 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-8 | 1478.45 | 0.576 | 9 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
 | Twat Swatters | 2-8 | 1413.25 | 0.467 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 8 |
 | What's Football? | 3-7 | 1254.65 | 0.347 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 10 |
