Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 1-0 | 154.45 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-0 | 153.85 | 0.951 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 1-0 | 151.30 | 0.883 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 1-0 | 138.15 | 0.758 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 1-0 | 146.35 | 0.672 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 9 |
 | Lock N Slide | 0-1 | 146.00 | 0.612 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 6 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 0-1 | 134.35 | 0.567 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 5 |
 | ED Lamb | 0-1 | 120.40 | 0.447 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 7 |
 | LOX | 0-1 | 133.10 | 0.443 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 8 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 0-1 | 101.90 | 0.297 | 10 | 10 | 5 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | CedGreat | 1-0 | 166.70 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
 | Taco Terriers | 1-0 | 143.80 | 0.977 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 1-0 | 162.20 | 0.936 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 |
 | Show Stoppers | 1-0 | 138.60 | 0.854 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-0 | 143.25 | 0.765 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 8 |
 | Wildcats | 0-1 | 136.20 | 0.675 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 2 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 0-1 | 122.40 | 0.521 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 6 |
 | RVT Express | 0-1 | 137.65 | 0.500 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 9 |
 | The Hippocrips | 0-1 | 121.95 | 0.455 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 7 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-1 | 84.95 | 0.307 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 1-0 | 175.60 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 1-0 | 151.00 | 0.966 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 1-0 | 137.60 | 0.766 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 6 |
 | SNACKS | 1-0 | 125.35 | 0.755 | 5 | 8 | 2 | 3 |
 | Zoomies | 1-0 | 127.40 | 0.746 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 4 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-1 | 145.85 | 0.626 | 7 | 4 | 10 | 5 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-1 | 158.80 | 0.621 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 7 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 0-1 | 137.25 | 0.446 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 9 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 0-1 | 107.75 | 0.385 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-1 | 90.90 | 0.276 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 1-0 | 199.40 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-0 | 164.30 | 0.895 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | High Flyers | 1-0 | 153.10 | 0.741 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 7 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 1-0 | 129.90 | 0.725 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 3 |
 | The Wraith | 0-1 | 146.35 | 0.588 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 |
 | What's Football? | 1-0 | 135.90 | 0.585 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 10 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-1 | 136.60 | 0.579 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 0-1 | 128.00 | 0.417 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 0-1 | 94.95 | 0.378 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 6 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 0-1 | 101.35 | 0.344 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 |
