Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 8-6 | 2119.65 | 1.000 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
 | Lock N Slide | 9-5 | 2224.85 | 0.986 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 6-8 | 2127.75 | 0.942 | 6 | 2 | 10 | 3 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 12-2 | 2126.35 | 0.835 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 7-7 | 2032.30 | 0.778 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 4 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 6-8 | 2046.20 | 0.762 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 5 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-8 | 2033.45 | 0.695 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 6 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-7 | 2065.60 | 0.648 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 9 |
 | The Crap Bomb | 4-10 | 1932.40 | 0.529 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 |
 | ED Lamb | 5-9 | 1808.45 | 0.440 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 10-4 | 2193.80 | 1.000 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 11-3 | 2319.35 | 0.999 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Show Stoppers | 11-3 | 2248.65 | 0.900 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 6 |
 | The Hippocrips | 8-6 | 2206.45 | 0.879 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
 | Wildcats | 5-9 | 2045.50 | 0.791 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 3 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 8-6 | 2013.95 | 0.738 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 5 |
 | RVT Express | 6-8 | 1904.20 | 0.659 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 |
 | CedGreat | 5-9 | 1786.70 | 0.517 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-11 | 1902.85 | 0.494 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 3-11 | 1665.90 | 0.350 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 10-4 | 2286.90 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 10-4 | 2190.55 | 0.989 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 10-4 | 2195.60 | 0.981 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
 | SNACKS | 7-7 | 2001.40 | 0.778 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 7-7 | 1909.45 | 0.754 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 9-5 | 1968.90 | 0.750 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 8-6 | 2010.95 | 0.720 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-11 | 1905.35 | 0.544 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 3-11 | 1830.30 | 0.489 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 3-11 | 1776.35 | 0.409 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | New Purpose 2025 | 8-6 | 2164.20 | 1.000 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 1 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 11-3 | 2229.05 | 0.897 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
 | High Flyers | 10-4 | 2170.60 | 0.884 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 5 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 6-8 | 2134.25 | 0.755 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 6-8 | 1963.15 | 0.743 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 7-7 | 2080.80 | 0.681 | 5 | 5 | 9 | 9 |
 | The Wraith | 8-6 | 2064.90 | 0.620 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 7 |
 | Twat Swatters | 4-10 | 1929.00 | 0.503 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-8 | 1965.55 | 0.462 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 10 |
 | What's Football? | 4-10 | 1699.15 | 0.440 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 8 |
