Power Rankings
GATORADE Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster |
|---|
 | DIZZY DONGERS | 1-0 | 183.82 | 1.000 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
 | MONKEYS & FOOTBALLS | 1-0 | 203.92 | 0.917 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
 | MOOSE 777 | 1-0 | 175.74 | 0.840 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
 | Super_IT_Guy | 1-0 | 188.66 | 0.816 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 |
 | Pig Beckers | 1-0 | 181.60 | 0.724 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 9 |
 | ...BLACK SUNDAY | 0-1 | 179.74 | 0.706 | 7 | 5 | 9 | 3 |
 | Team MAGA | 0-1 | 155.66 | 0.637 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 2 |
 | A-B-CeeDee | 0-1 | 168.14 | 0.619 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 5 |
 | E.L. FUDGE | 0-1 | 116.10 | 0.414 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
 | THE WALKING DEZ | 0-1 | 103.78 | 0.273 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 10 |
MOUNTAIN DEW Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster |
|---|
 | Trump's Dirty Diaper | 1-0 | 179.54 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
 | SHOW ME YOUR TDS | 1-0 | 164.04 | 0.870 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
 | Good Williams Hunting | 1-0 | 177.50 | 0.830 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
 | HOORAY FOR BOOBIES | 1-0 | 162.18 | 0.748 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
 | WARSAW PACT | 1-0 | 174.72 | 0.744 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 9 |
 | EASTOWN | 0-1 | 175.76 | 0.719 | 7 | 3 | 9 | 4 |
 | BEHNKES BOMBERS | 0-1 | 158.94 | 0.659 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 1 |
 | ...SKULL CRUSHERS | 0-1 | 131.32 | 0.542 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 5 |
 | Waterport Wetties | 0-1 | 173.34 | 0.538 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 8 |
 | Business | 0-1 | 157.64 | 0.387 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 10 |
