Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 4-1 | 813.98 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Run CMC | 3-2 | 752.74 | 0.867 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 3-2 | 639.64 | 0.827 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 3-2 | 634.12 | 0.761 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-2 | 629.68 | 0.654 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
 | Milf Hunter | 2-3 | 630.06 | 0.643 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
 | Inflamed taint | 2-3 | 690.60 | 0.551 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 12 |
 | My Mahomies | 3-2 | 608.44 | 0.527 | 6 | 10 | 1 | 11 |
 | Puka and Rally | 1-4 | 612.34 | 0.520 | 12 | 9 | 12 | 6 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 2-3 | 627.84 | 0.518 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 9 |
 | Honky Lips | 2-3 | 590.14 | 0.460 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 8 |
| Ice Queef | 2-3 | 604.50 | 0.441 | 10 | 11 | 8 | 10 | |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 4-1 | 720.36 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 2-3 | 677.12 | 0.909 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 3-2 | 665.98 | 0.809 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 8 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 2-3 | 643.16 | 0.807 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 4 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 2-3 | 576.48 | 0.791 | 9 | 9 | 4 | 1 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 3-2 | 640.02 | 0.767 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 7 |
 | Cock Chewa | 2-3 | 641.26 | 0.735 | 8 | 6 | 11 | 6 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 4-1 | 598.30 | 0.735 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 5 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 4-1 | 688.80 | 0.710 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 12 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 2-3 | 543.14 | 0.511 | 10 | 11 | 4 | 10 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 1-4 | 568.56 | 0.511 | 11 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-4 | 524.52 | 0.409 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 11 |
