

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Inflamed taint | 9-4 | 2086.06 | 1.000 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
![]() | Clit Cannibal | 8-5 | 2030.80 | 0.990 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
![]() | Run CMC | 8-5 | 2106.54 | 0.929 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
![]() | VOLCANUS | 10-3 | 2250.32 | 0.911 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 |
![]() | Milf Hunter | 8-5 | 1939.50 | 0.806 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
![]() | Puka and Rally | 5-8 | 1909.42 | 0.785 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 6 |
![]() | Big Black Hawk | 8-5 | 1942.36 | 0.781 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 8 |
| Ice Queef | 4-9 | 1730.04 | 0.726 | 11 | 9 | 11 | 4 | |
![]() | Wicker Park White Boys | 5-8 | 1818.56 | 0.641 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
![]() | Honky Lips | 5-8 | 1586.42 | 0.525 | 10 | 11 | 8 | 10 |
![]() | My Mahomies | 5-8 | 1565.24 | 0.479 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 11 |
![]() | Burritos n Dick | 3-10 | 1675.96 | 0.464 | 12 | 10 | 12 | 12 |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 7-6 | 1988.90 | 1.000 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 2 |
![]() | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 8-5 | 2004.74 | 0.978 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
![]() | I Roll On Shabbos | 7-6 | 1927.90 | 0.879 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 5 |
![]() | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 7-6 | 1878.56 | 0.821 | 7 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
![]() | TEAM STILLOS | 8-5 | 1883.12 | 0.782 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 7 |
![]() | Thundercats and Back Tats | 8-5 | 1879.42 | 0.781 | 2 | 9 | 10 | 9 |
![]() | Cock Chewa | 6-7 | 1916.08 | 0.769 | 8 | 5 | 11 | 8 |
![]() | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-7 | 1903.76 | 0.768 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
![]() | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 8-5 | 1919.06 | 0.744 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 10 |
![]() | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 6-7 | 1881.44 | 0.654 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 6 |
![]() | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-9 | 1660.48 | 0.474 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 11 |
![]() | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 3-10 | 1450.38 | 0.408 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |