Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 5-1 | 959.18 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 4-2 | 821.18 | 0.892 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 4-2 | 751.78 | 0.782 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
 | Run CMC | 3-3 | 870.98 | 0.753 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 6 |
 | Milf Hunter | 3-3 | 759.78 | 0.687 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 5 |
 | Inflamed taint | 3-3 | 805.42 | 0.601 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 11 |
 | Honky Lips | 3-3 | 710.62 | 0.588 | 9 | 12 | 9 | 4 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-3 | 736.78 | 0.587 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 7 |
 | Puka and Rally | 1-5 | 748.02 | 0.510 | 12 | 7 | 12 | 8 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 2-4 | 740.28 | 0.508 | 10 | 8 | 11 | 9 |
 | My Mahomies | 3-3 | 716.28 | 0.444 | 8 | 11 | 4 | 12 |
| Ice Queef | 2-4 | 716.96 | 0.440 | 11 | 10 | 10 | 10 | |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Cock Chewa | 3-3 | 812.32 | 1.000 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 3 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 3-3 | 796.86 | 0.983 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 2 |
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 4-2 | 828.58 | 0.955 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 6 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 3-3 | 723.30 | 0.896 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 1 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 4-2 | 772.82 | 0.896 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 2-4 | 770.60 | 0.831 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 4 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-1 | 727.04 | 0.818 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 7 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 4-2 | 786.16 | 0.698 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 11 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 2-4 | 716.34 | 0.636 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 8 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 3-3 | 756.58 | 0.594 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 12 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 2-4 | 669.42 | 0.584 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 9 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-5 | 608.84 | 0.462 | 12 | 12 | 10 | 10 |
