

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Run CMC | 8-5 | 2425.00 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
![]() | Inflamed taint | 9-4 | 2373.20 | 0.880 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
![]() | Milf Hunter | 8-5 | 2188.00 | 0.878 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
![]() | Clit Cannibal | 8-5 | 2284.56 | 0.861 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
![]() | Puka and Rally | 5-8 | 2154.92 | 0.841 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
![]() | VOLCANUS | 10-3 | 2393.42 | 0.704 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 12 |
![]() | Big Black Hawk | 8-5 | 2157.70 | 0.682 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 10 |
![]() | Wicker Park White Boys | 5-8 | 2024.84 | 0.643 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
| Ice Queef | 4-9 | 2001.66 | 0.626 | 11 | 9 | 11 | 7 | |
![]() | My Mahomies | 5-8 | 1794.38 | 0.622 | 9 | 11 | 6 | 6 |
![]() | Burritos n Dick | 3-10 | 1916.60 | 0.534 | 12 | 10 | 12 | 9 |
![]() | Honky Lips | 5-8 | 1774.96 | 0.477 | 10 | 12 | 8 | 11 |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 7-6 | 2289.84 | 1.000 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 1 |
![]() | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 8-5 | 2354.04 | 0.969 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
![]() | Cock Chewa | 6-7 | 2135.68 | 0.818 | 8 | 6 | 11 | 3 |
![]() | Thundercats and Back Tats | 8-5 | 2104.70 | 0.759 | 2 | 9 | 10 | 7 |
![]() | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 7-6 | 2156.90 | 0.695 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 5 |
![]() | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-7 | 2202.14 | 0.682 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 6 |
![]() | I Roll On Shabbos | 7-6 | 2163.56 | 0.682 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 9 |
![]() | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 8-5 | 2115.26 | 0.667 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 8 |
![]() | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 6-7 | 2121.90 | 0.635 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 4 |
![]() | TEAM STILLOS | 8-5 | 2072.26 | 0.546 | 4 | 10 | 5 | 11 |
![]() | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-9 | 1836.02 | 0.434 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
![]() | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 3-10 | 1583.22 | 0.349 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |