

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | VOLCANUS | 8-3 | 1696.14 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
![]() | Inflamed taint | 7-4 | 1487.30 | 0.880 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
![]() | Run CMC | 7-4 | 1567.46 | 0.851 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
![]() | Milf Hunter | 6-5 | 1459.34 | 0.792 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
![]() | Clit Cannibal | 7-4 | 1436.24 | 0.753 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
![]() | Big Black Hawk | 6-5 | 1427.32 | 0.692 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 |
![]() | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-7 | 1352.16 | 0.629 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 5 |
![]() | Puka and Rally | 5-6 | 1404.02 | 0.592 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 |
| Ice Queef | 3-8 | 1266.44 | 0.504 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 8 | |
![]() | Burritos n Dick | 3-8 | 1277.80 | 0.468 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 11 |
![]() | My Mahomies | 5-6 | 1211.24 | 0.467 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 10 |
![]() | Honky Lips | 5-6 | 1234.82 | 0.446 | 8 | 11 | 6 | 12 |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Thundercats and Back Tats | 7-4 | 1418.92 | 1.000 | 2 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
![]() | Cock Chewa | 6-5 | 1467.44 | 0.980 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
![]() | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 7-4 | 1401.92 | 0.961 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
![]() | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 7-4 | 1485.98 | 0.947 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
![]() | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 5-6 | 1470.52 | 0.861 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
![]() | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-5 | 1353.30 | 0.718 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 6 |
![]() | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-6 | 1393.54 | 0.705 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 9 |
![]() | TEAM STILLOS | 7-4 | 1382.40 | 0.665 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 11 |
![]() | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 6-5 | 1296.10 | 0.631 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 8 |
![]() | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-7 | 1251.86 | 0.612 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 7 |
![]() | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 4-7 | 1345.76 | 0.531 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
![]() | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 2-9 | 1064.00 | 0.398 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |