

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | VOLCANUS | 9-3 | 1812.22 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
![]() | Inflamed taint | 8-4 | 1670.16 | 0.956 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
![]() | Clit Cannibal | 7-5 | 1566.70 | 0.849 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
![]() | Big Black Hawk | 7-5 | 1585.96 | 0.846 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 5 |
![]() | Run CMC | 8-4 | 1704.84 | 0.812 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
![]() | Milf Hunter | 7-5 | 1563.10 | 0.760 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
![]() | Wicker Park White Boys | 5-7 | 1453.28 | 0.681 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 6 |
![]() | Puka and Rally | 5-7 | 1507.36 | 0.671 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
![]() | Burritos n Dick | 3-9 | 1392.06 | 0.522 | 11 | 9 | 11 | 11 |
| Ice Queef | 3-9 | 1353.86 | 0.515 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 10 | |
![]() | My Mahomies | 5-7 | 1308.20 | 0.498 | 10 | 12 | 6 | 9 |
![]() | Honky Lips | 5-7 | 1314.84 | 0.460 | 9 | 11 | 8 | 12 |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 6-6 | 1626.88 | 1.000 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 1 |
![]() | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 8-4 | 1625.34 | 0.963 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
![]() | Thundercats and Back Tats | 8-4 | 1552.24 | 0.943 | 2 | 4 | 9 | 5 |
![]() | Cock Chewa | 6-6 | 1570.42 | 0.939 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 2 |
![]() | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 8-4 | 1536.58 | 0.849 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 6 |
![]() | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-6 | 1487.64 | 0.760 | 8 | 7 | 2 | 4 |
![]() | TEAM STILLOS | 7-5 | 1482.64 | 0.712 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 8 |
![]() | I Roll On Shabbos | 6-6 | 1511.50 | 0.662 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 11 |
![]() | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 6-6 | 1423.06 | 0.640 | 9 | 10 | 2 | 7 |
![]() | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 5-7 | 1457.74 | 0.536 | 10 | 9 | 2 | 10 |
![]() | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-8 | 1324.78 | 0.514 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 9 |
![]() | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 2-10 | 1162.26 | 0.399 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |