Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Clit Cannibal | 9-4 | 2354.56 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 7-6 | 2263.04 | 0.864 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
 | 2AM at Denny's | 5-8 | 2181.16 | 0.834 | 9 | 4 | 12 | 3 |
 | Honky Lips | 8-5 | 2122.08 | 0.777 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 6 |
 | Puka and Rally | 5-8 | 2056.50 | 0.771 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
 | Fecal Thoroughfare | 11-2 | 2191.86 | 0.769 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 10 |
 | Sponge Worthy | 6-7 | 2029.02 | 0.754 | 7 | 8 | 10 | 4 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 7-6 | 1993.94 | 0.661 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 7 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 6-7 | 1917.94 | 0.619 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 8 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 6-7 | 2066.48 | 0.580 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 11 |
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 5-8 | 1801.22 | 0.455 | 11 | 12 | 4 | 9 |
 | Twinkle Sphincter | 3-10 | 1833.80 | 0.398 | 12 | 11 | 9 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | ASS Etienne SZN | 10-3 | 2157.56 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 11-2 | 2229.60 | 0.976 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
 | Bear Down | 6-7 | 2129.36 | 0.911 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 2 |
 | Haywood Jahblome | 6-7 | 2022.16 | 0.887 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 1 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 7-6 | 2150.52 | 0.885 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 4 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 9-4 | 1994.60 | 0.765 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 8 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 5-8 | 1880.98 | 0.676 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 5 |
 | J Loves Rods & Dude Bods | 8-5 | 1896.76 | 0.656 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 10 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-9 | 2040.56 | 0.637 | 10 | 5 | 9 | 9 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 3-10 | 1686.18 | 0.573 | 12 | 11 | 11 | 7 |
 | Trading sucks with birdo | 5-8 | 1758.44 | 0.542 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 11 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-9 | 1588.40 | 0.463 | 11 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
