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If You Ain't First You're Last Est. 2020
FFL: Offseason | NFL: Superbowl

If You Ain't First You're Last Playoffs

TeamOwnerWk PtsPMRTotal
Multiple ScoregasmsCharles Ellis220.950.00767.68
U-11 Pee Wee'sRyan Crone147.500.00752.29
La Flama BlancaAlfred Sanchez225.450.00737.78
Taco TerriersJohn Rampley190.850.00734.10
Soul FingerChris Kozimor232.500.00725.85
Don't Touchdown ThereSean Blais159.500.00717.01
LOXJohn Humphreys164.300.00704.26
Fox's SuperFlex Swole BeefcakesBranden Fox155.250.00694.87
Tremendously Big...Tremendously WetRay Simmons218.200.00678.15
WildcatsKim Rannacher194.100.00675.91
Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again!Matt Krantz161.400.00660.17
Defending ChampionDr. Brian Harwood150.150.00650.55
G.O.A.T. GettersJackson Booz171.300.00627.02
Twat SwattersCharles Kirk157.050.00624.68
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones!Albert Flores155.050.00621.36
Dude, where's my coffeeTricia Crone144.650.00591.98
Twat Swatters
Lamar JacksonQBBAL32.10
Brock PurdyQBSF39.05
Kareem HuntRBKC8.00
Kyren WilliamsRBLAR16.20
Jerry JeudyWRCLE21.40
Cooper KuppWRLAR3.90
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA6.20
George KittleTESF19.20
Wil LutzKDEN6.00
Minnesota VikingsD/STMIN5.00
Defending Champion
Jayden DanielsQBWAS36.05
Patrick MahomesQBKC32.20
Chase BrownRBCIN13.10
James CookRBBUF11.30
Marquise BrownWRKC8.60
Josh DownsWRIND5.20
Deebo SamuelWRSF9.10
Garrett WilsonWRNYJ18.60
Zane GonzalezKWAS6.00
Miami DolphinsD/STMIA10.00
Dude, where's my coffee
Josh AllenQBBUF24.80
Russell WilsonQBPIT20.75
Devon AchaneRBMIA5.80
Zach CharbonnetRBSEA10.60
Derrick HenryRBBAL25.50
Marvin Harrison Jr.WRARI15.60
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA6.20
Travis KelceTEKC22.40
Jake MoodyKSF3.00
Miami DolphinsD/STMIA10.00
Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes
Joe BurrowQBCIN49.10
Sam DarnoldQBMIN32.85
James ConnerRBARI2.80
Jerome FordRBCLE2.20
Derrick HenryRBBAL25.50
Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN19.20
Terry McLaurinWRWAS1.50
Jakobi MeyersWRLV17.10
Brandon McManusKGB5.00
Indianapolis ColtsD/STIND0.00
Don't Touchdown There
Drake MayeQBNE12.05
Bryce YoungQBCAR19.95
Saquon BarkleyRBPHI22.90
Josh JacobsRBGB11.90
Brian Robinson Jr.RBWAS8.90
Davante AdamsWRNYJ9.70
Malik NabersWRNYG39.10
Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET20.00
Chase McLaughlinKTB12.00
Green Bay PackersD/STGB3.00
La Flama Blanca
Mac JonesQBJAX18.90
Baker MayfieldQBTB41.15
Jonathan TaylorRBIND28.60
Kyren WilliamsRBLAR16.20
Nico CollinsWRHOU8.90
Mike EvansWRTB29.70
Tee HigginsWRCIN41.10
Brian Thomas Jr.WRJAX23.90
Chase McLaughlinKTB12.00
Minnesota VikingsD/STMIN5.00
U-11 Pee Wee's
Jared GoffQBDET33.15
Bo NixQBDEN28.05
Zach CharbonnetRBSEA10.60
James ConnerRBARI2.80
Jahmyr GibbsRBDET27.30
Justin JeffersonWRMIN17.20
D.K. MetcalfWRSEA7.20
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWRSEA6.20
Chris BoswellKPIT4.00
Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/STTB11.00
LOX
Jayden DanielsQBWAS36.05
Bryce YoungQBCAR19.95
Saquon BarkleyRBPHI22.90
Jerome FordRBCLE2.20
Davante AdamsWRNYJ9.70
Drake LondonWRATL17.60
Brock BowersTELV14.70
George KittleTESF19.20
Jake BatesKDET10.00
Baltimore RavensD/STBAL12.00
Multiple Scoregasms
Joe BurrowQBCIN49.10
Sam DarnoldQBMIN32.85
Devon AchaneRBMIA5.80
Josh JacobsRBGB11.90
Ja'Marr ChaseWRCIN19.20
Justin JeffersonWRMIN17.20
Adam ThielenWRCAR29.00
Brian Thomas Jr.WRJAX23.90
Chase McLaughlinKTB12.00
Philadelphia EaglesD/STPHI20.00
Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet
Sam DarnoldQBMIN32.85
Brock PurdyQBSF39.05
Rico DowdleRBDAL11.80
Jaylen WarrenRBPIT16.20
Nico CollinsWRHOU8.90
Mike EvansWRTB29.70
Tee HigginsWRCIN41.10
Garrett WilsonWRNYJ18.60
Ka'imi FairbairnKHOU0.00
Philadelphia EaglesD/STPHI20.00
Taco Terriers
Joe FlaccoQBIND24.60
Jared GoffQBDET33.15
Chase BrownRBCIN13.10
Aaron JonesRBMIN11.70
Bijan RobinsonRBATL24.80
D.J. MooreWRCHI12.20
Amon-Ra St. BrownWRDET20.00
Trey McBrideTEARI30.30
Will ReichardKMIN12.00
Denver BroncosD/STDEN9.00
Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again!
Jayden DanielsQBWAS36.05
Michael Penix Jr.QBATL14.45
Devon AchaneRBMIA5.80
Saquon BarkleyRBPHI22.90
Bijan RobinsonRBATL24.80
Marquise BrownWRKC8.60
Drake LondonWRATL17.60
D.J. MooreWRCHI12.20
Tyler BassKBUF8.00
Los Angeles ChargersD/STLAC11.00
Soul Finger
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones!
G.O.A.T. Getters
Wildcats