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Crusty Undies Football League Est. 2005
FFL: Week 4 | NFL: Week 4
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1-BUC 2-PAC Thu Sep 25 8:33pm ET

First off T-Roy they are not rants , they are either Diatribes or great football knowledge that i bestow upon u limp-wristed pillow-biters . The first bit of knowledge i will be dropping for u terd-sniffers is that them Bucs look strong like bull 🐃💯👊🖕, i'm glad i didn't make my trade offers last week though - Kyren for Bucky or AJ for Emeka though the latter of the 2 would still be cuntsidderd . 1 Buc thinks he has the ship righted now so all the sails are set and we are going to the top 😉. All the Way with Tampa Bay - Go Bucs 

MEAN MACHINE Thu Sep 25 3:11pm ET
Week 4 and still no 1 Buc rant? WTF is going on here?
Commissioner Tue Sep 9 7:32pm ET

This is the first week of Waiver Wires. The waiver wire has been set however we still have 5 teams that have not yet paid their dues. Please do so this week or I will have to go ahead and freeze your accounts. I am going to go off the honor system here and ask those that have not paid to wait until tomorrow morning to make your transactions and refrain from taking a waiver position away from someone that has paid. You can go ahead and pick up free agents when free agency pickups open at 7am. I really dont want to have to police this stuff so please handle your business. 

 

Thanks

Commissioner Fri Sep 5 2:46pm ET

I have temporarily unlocked all accounts. I will however relock them prior to the opening of the waiver wire for anyone that has not paid. I am happy to accept cash, venmo, or apple pay. Waiver wire priority will be set in reverse draft order. Meaning if you drafted 12th you will have the 1st waiver slot.

He says he is The Fucking Man Thu Sep 4 9:19pm ET

Check your venmo, fees sent

He says he is The Fucking Man Thu Sep 4 8:21pm ET

I can't look who is out there because of your freezing of the account. JC, I am not some fucking deadbeat over here. 

Commissioner Thu Sep 4 8:03pm ET
Jack and Justin you are required to carry 2 TE. You will both have to drop either a WR or RB from your roster. You are both currently frozen waiting for payment. Please message me privately as to who you want to drop and add
MEAN MACHINE Thu Sep 4 5:08pm ET
I was just making sure before I chopped the Steelers. 2 teams still have a roster violation. The Retard and He says he’s a bitch. Good luck this year everyone
MEAN MACHINE Thu Sep 4 4:54pm ET
I’m not worked up. Doesn’t really matter. I just wish I saw it before the draft. I wouldn’t have drafted 2 defenses
Commissioner Thu Sep 4 2:41pm ET

Sorry Troy,

 

We are not getting the 16th roster spot. At least not for this year. We created 2 additional roster spots by eliminating the need for 2 Def and 2 K as we previously had. I apologize for the inconvenience that this may cause you or any other managers but at the moment is seems that the only one with the issue is Mean Machine. The league rules were put in place prior to the draft and it is too difficult to change them post draft. If this becomes a problem this year we can revisit it prior to next season. Truthfully I am unsure why you are so worked up over this. It will only make the Waiver Wire deeper for teams that run in to injury issues and keep teams from hording players they will otherwise not use. I see this as a positive for overall league balance. Again I am sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you or any other owners.  Remember this is not a position that I wanted to maintain. Everyone wanted to keep Crusty Undies rolling but nobody wanted to step up and take over the commissioner role.