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The Stolen Goods Thu Sep 11 5:42am CT
Edited: Thu Sep 11 9:02am CT

With that, for the first time in league history The Stolen Goods are uninterested(!) in making any more trades! I mean The Rattler is available, but he can grow up right here at home where he was drafted as a steal. Truly a historic moment. :p

Best Trade:

The Jones Gambit: Eyebrows were raised when the deal was made for Vick. I mean Jones. It was a risk that's burned me before (no need to know the details), but I've had a fascination with him since he was a rookie. On-and-off acquistions through the years in redraft. I had my eyes on him when I joined the league. Why I moved the moment he got the job.

Worst Trade:

Bye Shakir! I Gave You Away For Nothing!: Rookie Fever Panic. Absolute buffoonery on my part. KR didn't even have to say a word. I played myself!

Medium Trade:

Henry For Fields: Just a positional move in points. A Win-Win. 

The Stolen Goods Tue Sep 9 5:46pm CT
These comparisons are not perfect. But they're close... Remember. Scared $ Don't Make None!
He Hate ME Now (SF) Tue Sep 9 11:27am CT
So if I trade for Rattler, will the CIA “take him out” in Dallas against the Cowboys?
The Stolen Goods Tue Sep 9 8:40am CT
Edited: Tue Sep 9 6:39pm CT

The product I'm peddling this week is The Rattler, The Rattlesnake himself. Before you dismiss him, please consider Rattler's place in New Orleans Saints history:

Archie Manning = Theodore Roosevelt: Modern American/Saints legend. Big Personality, Big Policy/Play. His legacy lived on through his relative/sons.

Aaron Brooks = Calvin Coolidge: Steady President/QB during a relatively prosperous time for America/Saints. Nothing compared to what comes after, but at the time this was good enough.

Sean Payton = Franklin Delano Roosevelt: One of the most consequential figures in American/Saints history. Took America/Saints from a regional/divisional entity to global/leaguewide dominance.

Drew Brees = Dwight D. Eisenhower: Built the road that pushed America/Saints to new heights, bringing super power status/a championship home.

Spencer Rattler = John F. Kennedy: Camelot. Beautiful. A Prodigy. Built For This. Well known in his youth, maybe some youthful exuberance, but matured into a man that made The Dream come true.

Special Extra!

Tyler Shough/William Henry Harrison: Died/Career ended early. Too old! Never got to govern/play. They say he died in his sleep, but I heard he was secretly shot by some ol' Irish bloke named Kennedy off a curse from Tecumsah

(I don't think Shough has done anything to the Native American community, but I don't know him personally!)

The Stolen Goods Tue Sep 9 7:48am CT
Edited: Tue Sep 9 8:03am CT

I hate it. Josh Downs pushed me to this. Cedric Tillman, you have been promoted! Why won't these damn rookie WRs grow up already... :/

At least the prodigal son Darnell has returned home. There was a full moon on Sunday so it's understandable he was unavailable. 

The Stolen Goods Mon Sep 8 5:00pm CT
Well at least Miami is an awesome place. No offense to my home state Ohio. But even LeBron let us know. :p
He Hate ME Now (SF) Mon Sep 8 4:55pm CT
At least you have won a playoff game in the last quarter century. I was 22 y/o sitting in the endzone Lamar Smith scored TD in OT when Dolphins beat Colts in 2000 WC. I’m 47 now. Not sure why I still subject myself to this crap franchise
The Stolen Goods Mon Sep 8 4:45pm CT
A curse inherited from my father. When I ask him why, like Atlas he shrugs
He Hate ME Now (SF) Mon Sep 8 11:49am CT
Are you a Browns fan?