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The Austin Elks Sat Sep 13 7:19am CT
Edited: Sat Sep 13 8:40am CT

In a RB Room full of Day 3ers and an Undrafted, Fantasy Football/Life Hall of Famer Austin Ekeler gave one final speech to the boys before he went for the hospital. It left us all speechless.


It wasn't my initial intention for Ek to land back on my roster in this league. I couldn't resist. Too many good memories... This one is for him. Get the Dub! 

The Austin Elks Thu Sep 11 5:42am CT
Edited: Thu Sep 11 9:02am CT

With that, for the first time in league history The Stolen Goods are uninterested(!) in making any more trades! I mean The Rattler is available, but he can grow up right here at home where he was drafted as a steal. Truly a historic moment. :p

Best Trade:

The Jones Gambit: Eyebrows were raised when the deal was made for Vick. I mean Jones. It was a risk that's burned me before (no need to know the details), but I've had a fascination with him since he was a rookie. On-and-off acquistions through the years in redraft. I had my eyes on him when I joined the league. Why I moved the moment he got the job.

Worst Trade:

Bye Shakir! I Gave You Away For Nothing!: Rookie Fever Panic. Absolute buffoonery on my part. KR didn't even have to say a word. I played myself!

Medium Trade:

Henry For Fields: Just a positional move in points. A Win-Win. 

The Austin Elks Tue Sep 9 5:46pm CT
These comparisons are not perfect. But they're close... Remember. Scared $ Don't Make None!
He Hate ME Now (SF) Tue Sep 9 11:27am CT
So if I trade for Rattler, will the CIA “take him out” in Dallas against the Cowboys?
The Austin Elks Tue Sep 9 8:40am CT
Edited: Tue Sep 9 6:39pm CT

The product I'm peddling this week is The Rattler, The Rattlesnake himself. Before you dismiss him, please consider Rattler's place in New Orleans Saints history:

Archie Manning = Theodore Roosevelt: Modern American/Saints legend. Big Personality, Big Policy/Play. His legacy lived on through his relative/sons.

Aaron Brooks = Calvin Coolidge: Steady President/QB during a relatively prosperous time for America/Saints. Nothing compared to what comes after, but at the time this was good enough.

Sean Payton = Franklin Delano Roosevelt: One of the most consequential figures in American/Saints history. Took America/Saints from a regional/divisional entity to global/leaguewide dominance.

Drew Brees = Dwight D. Eisenhower: Built the road that pushed America/Saints to new heights, bringing super power status/a championship home.

Spencer Rattler = John F. Kennedy: Camelot. Beautiful. A Prodigy. Built For This. Well known in his youth, maybe some youthful exuberance, but matured into a man that made The Dream come true.

Special Extra!

Tyler Shough/William Henry Harrison: Died/Career ended early. Too old! Never got to govern/play. They say he died in his sleep, but I heard he was secretly shot by some ol' Irish bloke named Kennedy off a curse from Tecumsah

(I don't think Shough has done anything to the Native American community, but I don't know him personally!)

The Austin Elks Tue Sep 9 7:48am CT
Edited: Tue Sep 9 8:03am CT

I hate it. Josh Downs pushed me to this. Cedric Tillman, you have been promoted! Why won't these damn rookie WRs grow up already... :/

At least the prodigal son Darnell has returned home. There was a full moon on Sunday so it's understandable he was unavailable. 

The Austin Elks Mon Sep 8 5:00pm CT
Well at least Miami is an awesome place. No offense to my home state Ohio. But even LeBron let us know. :p
He Hate ME Now (SF) Mon Sep 8 4:55pm CT
At least you have won a playoff game in the last quarter century. I was 22 y/o sitting in the endzone Lamar Smith scored TD in OT when Dolphins beat Colts in 2000 WC. I’m 47 now. Not sure why I still subject myself to this crap franchise
The Austin Elks Mon Sep 8 4:45pm CT
A curse inherited from my father. When I ask him why, like Atlas he shrugs