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FFL: Playoff Week 3 | NFL: Week 17
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Fantasy Girl Tue Dec 24 7:09am CT
Edited: Tue Dec 24 7:10am CT

Good morning League,

Week 2 are in the books.

Current leader of the Championship Bracket its U-11 Pee Wee's- 604.79

We are headed into the final week of the playoffs get those lineups set and dont forget we have Wedensday games this week. * Waivers will run as normal*  Also remember for the teams in the championship bracket. Positions 1-4 if you finish in a tie, the prizes for the positions in a tie will be added together and divided by 2. For example is 2 teams tie for 3rd place, prize pot for 3rd 1000.00 and 4th 600.00 will be added together divided by 2 and each team will get 800.00. ( Let me know if you have questions). Current standings for the championship bracket are on the home page website.

 

Current Toilet Bowl Standings.

  1. Lets Talk About Sacks Baby  374.00
  2. Pollard Greens                      364.40
  3. High Flyers                            348.00
  4. The Watch Dog's                   340.95
  5. Off To Grandma's                   339.20
  6. Bridge Four                            333.45
  7. What's Football                      331.75
  8. Hairy Mandinga                      319.65
  9. 4th and O' Shit                        313.90
  10. Born For Greatness                307.45
  11. Fantastic Spastics                   298.50
  12. Hillside Stranglers                    298.15
  13. RVT Express                            288.55
  14. Show Stoppers                         286.70
  15. Zoomies                                    278.95
  16. 3rd Best Member of Jodeci       277.30
  17. Awesom Abby                            268.50
  18. Debo's Dominators                    266.75
  19. Hold Muh D                                261.40
  20. Grandpas Stingers                     253.60
  21. Fantasy Girl                                250.95
  22. Lil Enos                                       240.45
  23. Help Me Tom Cruise                   226.45
  24. Ced Great                                   219.55.

Good luck everyone! Please let me know if you have any questions!.

 

Commissioner Tue Dec 17 7:17am CT

Good morning league.

Week 1 of the Playoffs is in the book.

Don't Touchdown There, currently leads the championship bracket my the narrowest of margins. 395.41

This is going to be very close over the next 2 weeks. Please see the playoff bracket on the homepage of the website for a complete breakdown.

 

Current Toilet Bowl Standings.

  1. The Watch Dogs  182.80
  2. Off To Grandmas  177.00
  3. Pollard Greens      167.75
  4. Hillside Stranglers 159.25
  5. Bridge Four            157.40
  6. Whats Football       156.50
  7. 4th And O Shit        152.35
  8. RVT Express          152.15
  9. Hairy Mandinga       152.05
  10. Grandpa Stingers    151.00
  11. High Flyers               148.65
  12. Born 4 Greatness     145.50
  13. Zoomies                    144.35
  14. Lets Talk About Sacks 141.95
  15. Debos Dominators       137.90
  16. Awesome Abby            137.05
  17. Fantastic Spastics       131.95
  18. Help Me Tom Cruise    131.00
  19. 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci 127.45
  20. CedGreat                               124.35
  21. Hold MuhD                             116.55
  22. Fantasy Girl                            115.15
  23. Show Stoppers                        100.10
  24. Lil Enos                                      97.50

  Good luck everybody as we start week 2.

Please let me know if you have any questions!.

Thanks Chuck.

Commissioner Tue Dec 10 8:20am CT

Week 1 Playoff seedings, your scores over the next 3 weeks of the playoffs will be combined with your regular season weekly average score to determine our champ. 

  1. Fox's Superflex Swole Beefcakes: 173.22
  2. Wildcats: 166.80
  3. Twat Swatters: 165.22
  4. Don't Touch Down There: 162.91
  5. La Flama Blanca: 162.03
  6. U-11 Pee Wee's: 160.93
  7. LOX: 160.40
  8. Multiple Scoregasms: 160.07
  9. Tremendously Big: 158.84
  10. Taco Terriers: 156.19
  11. Legend and Dr Harwood: 154.96
  12. Dude, Where's My Coffee: 152.78
  13. Soul Finger: 152.54
  14. F*ch Stephen and Jerry Jones: 150.31
  15. G.O.A.T. Getters: 144.91
  16. Defending Champ: 143.45.

This is very closely contested guys, take time setting your lineups.

Good Luck

Let me know if you have any questions.

Chuck!

Commissioner Tue Dec 10 8:02am CT

Good Morning League.

Our regular season is in the books, on to the playoffs!

Division Winners:

Shake And Bake Conference:

Death By Spider Monkey: Taco Terriers 12-2

Magic Man: Wildcats 11-3

 

Ricky Bobby Conference:

8 Pound 6 Ounce Baby Jesus: Tremendously Big... Tremendously Wet 11-3

All Jacked Up on Mountain Dew: Don't Touch Down there 11-3

 

I Piss Excellence Conference:

You Cant Have Two No 1's: Fox's Superflex Swole Beefcakes 12-2

Yeah Cause That Would Be Eleven: Soul Finger 11-3

 

Im To Drunk To Taste This Fried Chicken Conference:

America Is all About Speed: Twat Swatters 11-3

Hot Nasty Badass Speed: Multiple Scoregasms 10-4.

Congratulations to all the Division Winners as you are automatically in the playoffs

The Follwoing 8 teams have also made the playoffs:

Shake and Bake Conferecne:

Dude, where's My Coffee

Lox

Ricky Bobby Conference:

G.O.A.T Getters

U-11 Pee Wee's

I Piss Excellence Conference:

Legend and Dr Harwood Strike Back.

La Flama Blanca

Im To Drunk To Taste this Fried Chicken Conference:

Defending Champ

F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones.

Congratulations to all 16 Teams that have survived this injury plagued NFL Season.

I will be send out a separate message on the message board seeding all the playoffs teams, based on their regular season weekly average.

Everyone else that didn't make the playoffs, you guys are entered in the Toilet Bowl playing for the exclusive golden Toilet Bowl Trophy! Your guys scores are reset to zero, whomever scores the most points over all in the 3 weeks of the playoffs will win this trophy, so please continue to set your lineups. Good luck everyone let me know if you have any questions.

LOX Mon Dec 2 5:17pm CT
Dammit.
G.O.A.T. Getters Sun Nov 24 9:38am CT
Anyone wanna trade? The players above are still available and willing to look at trades for other players on my team as well.
La Flama Blanca Wed Nov 20 4:52pm CT
Love the energy
G.O.A.T. Getters Wed Nov 20 1:06pm CT
Aaron jones,Brian Thomas Jr and Josh downs On the block!! Need solid rb replacement ( if you want Aaron jones ) and solid receiver replacement text me at 443-822-0451 if interested!
Multiple Scoregasms Wed Nov 20 8:51am CT
lol 😂
G.O.A.T. Getters Wed Nov 20 8:18am CT
Lol