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If You Ain't First You're Last Est. 2020
FFL: Offseason | NFL: Week 18
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Commissioner Tue Dec 31 7:31am CT
Edited: Tue Dec 31 9:32am CT by Commissioner

So The Results are in!

Congratulations to Multiple Scoregasms  You are the 2024 League Champion!

Congratulations to everyone, this was an  exciting playoff round

Our Conference Champions are 

Taco Terriers

Dont Touchdown There

Fox's Superflex Swole Beefcakes

Twat Swatters

Here are the Championship Round final standings.

 

If You Ain't First You're Last Playoffs

Team Owner Wk Pts PMR Total
Multiple Scoregasms Charles Ellis 220.95 0.00 767.68
U-11 Pee Wee's Ryan Crone 147.50 0.00 752.29
La Flama Blanca Alfred Sanchez 225.45 0.00 737.78
Taco Terriers John Rampley 190.85 0.00 734.10
Soul Finger Chris Kozimor 232.50 0.00 725.85
Don't Touchdown There Sean Blais 159.50 0.00 717.01
LOX John Humphreys 164.30 0.00 704.26
Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes Branden Fox 155.25 0.00 694.87
Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet Ray Simmons 218.20 0.00 678.15
Wildcats Kim Rannacher 194.10 0.00 675.91
Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! Matt Krantz 161.40 0.00 660.17
Defending Champion Dr. Brian Harwood 150.15 0.00 650.55
G.O.A.T. Getters Jackson Booz 171.30 0.00 627.02
Twat Swatters Charles Kirk 157.05 0.00 624.68
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! Albert Flores 155.05 0.00 621.36
Dude, where's my coffee Tricia Crone 144.65 0.00 591.98

 

Toilet Bowl Results

Congratulations to: What's Football you are the 2024 Toilet Champion.  529.45

2. High Flyers 517.15

3. Lets Talk About Sacks 515.85

4. Hairy Mandinga  511.40

5. Pollard Greens 509.75

6. The Watch Dogs 504.00

7. Born 4 Greatness 498.65

8. Bridge Four 482.50

9. 4th and O' Shit 468.90

10. Off To Grandmas 467.20

11. RVT Express 451.60

12. Awesom Abby 444.90

13. Hillside Stranglers 440.20

14. Zoomies  428.65

15. Fantastic Spastics 424.75

16. Fantasy Girl and 3rd Best Member of Jodeci 416.80

17. Show Stoppers 409.45

18. Lil Enos 398.05

19. Debos Dominators 391.10

20. Hold Muh D 360.55

21. Grandpa Stingers 355.50

22 Ced Great 339.25

23. Help Me Tom Cruise 367.10.

Congratulations Everyone!

Please let me know if you have any questions.

 

Commissioner Tue Dec 31 6:19am CT

Good morning League,

Thank you guys for another amazing year, I cant believe it is over all ready!

I am currently working on the payouts for everyone, If you have any winnings coming to you I will be reaching out to you today to settle up. As we move on to next year, please let me know if there are any rules that you would like to see changed, or anything you would like to add to the league. We currently have 2 changed already for next year, TE premium will be added and we will be using FAAB for pickups, also please let me know if you have plans on playing again next year, I like to start putting things together for the league in May. Once I am done calculating all scores the toilet bowl and winnings I will post another message. again thank you guys for making my job easy! I have a great group of people here, and sometimes its very hard when you have so many people, with different ways of thinking, but you guys kill it and make it very easy for me. Looking forward to seeing each and every one of you back next year. As always if you have any questions please reach out!

La Flama Blanca Mon Dec 30 10:18pm CT
Awesome year guys!!!
La Flama Blanca Mon Dec 30 5:15pm CT
Alright guys it’s all down to tonight good luck to everyone!!! (Good karma good karma fingers crossed!!!)
La Flama Blanca Sun Dec 29 6:28pm CT
Good luck guys I am all out of players!
La Flama Blanca Sun Dec 29 1:53pm CT
I don’t even know who’s ahead
Fantasy Girl Sun Dec 29 1:51pm CT
This championship is a real shootout- anybody’s game! Very exciting to watch. Good luck everyone
Fantasy Girl Tue Dec 24 7:09am CT
Edited: Tue Dec 24 7:10am CT

Good morning League,

Week 2 are in the books.

Current leader of the Championship Bracket its U-11 Pee Wee's- 604.79

We are headed into the final week of the playoffs get those lineups set and dont forget we have Wedensday games this week. * Waivers will run as normal*  Also remember for the teams in the championship bracket. Positions 1-4 if you finish in a tie, the prizes for the positions in a tie will be added together and divided by 2. For example is 2 teams tie for 3rd place, prize pot for 3rd 1000.00 and 4th 600.00 will be added together divided by 2 and each team will get 800.00. ( Let me know if you have questions). Current standings for the championship bracket are on the home page website.

 

Current Toilet Bowl Standings.

  1. Lets Talk About Sacks Baby  374.00
  2. Pollard Greens                      364.40
  3. High Flyers                            348.00
  4. The Watch Dog's                   340.95
  5. Off To Grandma's                   339.20
  6. Bridge Four                            333.45
  7. What's Football                      331.75
  8. Hairy Mandinga                      319.65
  9. 4th and O' Shit                        313.90
  10. Born For Greatness                307.45
  11. Fantastic Spastics                   298.50
  12. Hillside Stranglers                    298.15
  13. RVT Express                            288.55
  14. Show Stoppers                         286.70
  15. Zoomies                                    278.95
  16. 3rd Best Member of Jodeci       277.30
  17. Awesom Abby                            268.50
  18. Debo's Dominators                    266.75
  19. Hold Muh D                                261.40
  20. Grandpas Stingers                     253.60
  21. Fantasy Girl                                250.95
  22. Lil Enos                                       240.45
  23. Help Me Tom Cruise                   226.45
  24. Ced Great                                   219.55.

Good luck everyone! Please let me know if you have any questions!.

 

Commissioner Tue Dec 17 7:17am CT

Good morning league.

Week 1 of the Playoffs is in the book.

Don't Touchdown There, currently leads the championship bracket my the narrowest of margins. 395.41

This is going to be very close over the next 2 weeks. Please see the playoff bracket on the homepage of the website for a complete breakdown.

 

Current Toilet Bowl Standings.

  1. The Watch Dogs  182.80
  2. Off To Grandmas  177.00
  3. Pollard Greens      167.75
  4. Hillside Stranglers 159.25
  5. Bridge Four            157.40
  6. Whats Football       156.50
  7. 4th And O Shit        152.35
  8. RVT Express          152.15
  9. Hairy Mandinga       152.05
  10. Grandpa Stingers    151.00
  11. High Flyers               148.65
  12. Born 4 Greatness     145.50
  13. Zoomies                    144.35
  14. Lets Talk About Sacks 141.95
  15. Debos Dominators       137.90
  16. Awesome Abby            137.05
  17. Fantastic Spastics       131.95
  18. Help Me Tom Cruise    131.00
  19. 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci 127.45
  20. CedGreat                               124.35
  21. Hold MuhD                             116.55
  22. Fantasy Girl                            115.15
  23. Show Stoppers                        100.10
  24. Lil Enos                                      97.50

  Good luck everybody as we start week 2.

Please let me know if you have any questions!.

Thanks Chuck.

Commissioner Tue Dec 10 8:20am CT

Week 1 Playoff seedings, your scores over the next 3 weeks of the playoffs will be combined with your regular season weekly average score to determine our champ. 

  1. Fox's Superflex Swole Beefcakes: 173.22
  2. Wildcats: 166.80
  3. Twat Swatters: 165.22
  4. Don't Touch Down There: 162.91
  5. La Flama Blanca: 162.03
  6. U-11 Pee Wee's: 160.93
  7. LOX: 160.40
  8. Multiple Scoregasms: 160.07
  9. Tremendously Big: 158.84
  10. Taco Terriers: 156.19
  11. Legend and Dr Harwood: 154.96
  12. Dude, Where's My Coffee: 152.78
  13. Soul Finger: 152.54
  14. F*ch Stephen and Jerry Jones: 150.31
  15. G.O.A.T. Getters: 144.91
  16. Defending Champ: 143.45.

This is very closely contested guys, take time setting your lineups.

Good Luck

Let me know if you have any questions.

Chuck!