SUNDAY AT 1 — FINAL EDITION
“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

One last kickoff. One last overreaction. One last chance to pretend we knew what we were doing all season. The money was on the line. The narratives were locked in. And the league wrapped up exactly how it always does: with chaos, regret, and one man standing over the wreckage holding a trophy.

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CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

CRUSHERS (135.70) def. Jobu Needs a Refill (122.00)

Coach Chuck didn’t just win the title. He controlled it. From the opening slate, this felt like a veteran performance from a defending champ who knew exactly when to press and when to let Jobu bleed out slowly.

Joe Burrow was calm, clean, and efficient. Chase Brown was a menace, punching in two touchdowns and bullying the Bengals’ backfield into submission. Zay Flowers and Jauan Jennings chipped in just enough to keep the floor high, while the Texans defense quietly did their job like seasoned professionals.

Jobu had moments. Chris Olave absolutely showed up, and Will Reichard did everything a kicker possibly could to keep Coach Rich alive. But Jalen Hurts picked the worst possible week to go conservative, Pittman disappeared, and the margin never fully closed.

This was not a fluke. This was not luck. This was Coach Chuck reminding the league that last year wasn’t an accident.

Back to back champion.
CRUSHERS reign supreme.

Coach Chuck:
“Dynasties don’t announce themselves. They just keep winning.”

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THIRD PLACE GAME

Romulan Warbirds (151.28) def. Steel Curtain (84.68)

And then there was… whatever this was.

Coach Dennis showed up with violence in his heart and Bijan Robinson in his lineup. Bijan dropped nearly 51 points and personally escorted Jeff out of the building. Jordan Addison hit a one play touchdown. Bo Nix ran like a man who knew the season was ending. The Warbirds absolutely unloaded.

Steel Curtain? Completely folded.

Josh Allen did his best, but this time there was no divine miracle. Saquon vanished. Waddle blinked. Pitts ghosted. Coach Jeff once again lived out the annual tradition of looking terrifying on paper and collapsing the moment it mattered.

Third place belongs to Coach Dennis. Pride secured. Dignity intact.

Coach Jeff finishes fourth, which somehow still feels generous.

Coach Dennis:
“Bijan is inevitable.”

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FINAL AWARDS

Champion — CRUSHERS
Back to back titles. No excuses. No controversy. Just dominance.

Stud of the Week — Bijan Robinson
51 points of pure rage. Dennis didn’t win the league, but Bijan won everyone’s respect.

Playoff Disappointment — Steel Curtain
Another year. Another collapse. The tradition remains undefeated.

Legacy Moment — Jobu Needs a Refill
First championship appearance in league history. Didn’t finish the job, but the banner is getting closer.

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FINAL POWER RANKINGS

1. CRUSHERS — Champions. Period.

2. Jobu Needs a Refill — The run was real.

3. Romulan Warbirds — Powered entirely by Bijan.

4. Steel Curtain — Paper tiger, laminated.

5. Hunka Hunka Bernie Love — Chaos incarnate.

6. Fighting Jive Turkeys — Fun season, wrong ending.

7. Red Zone Assassins — Explosive when it didn’t matter most.

8. Cranjis McBasketball — Competitive, cursed.

9. Droppin’ Deuces — Aroma lingered all year.

10. The Shottenheimers — Elite only after the checks cleared.

11. Buffalo Soldier — Brave effort. Rough landing.

12. The Year — We will not speak of it again.

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FINAL WORD

Another season in the books. Friendships strained. Group chats muted. Screenshots saved for future arguments.

Congratulations to Chuck and the CRUSHERS on a legendary repeat.
To everyone else: enjoy the offseason delusion. 2026 starts now.

Sunday at 1 is officially closed for 2025.